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i cant stand adventuring with necromancers 🤦‍♂️. you know what really gets to me? they never TELL you they're a necromancer. they always use some normal spells at first. like ice spike and shit. and then you turn around to look at your party and you notice there's one extra person there. yeeep. they resurrected the researcher that died before us and left a journal warning us of the incoming dangers at the dungeon. and you know you can't tell them shit. you hurt a wizards' feelings and they fireball you into a pile of dust while you're sleeping and cook a potion with your ashes. 🤦‍♂️

and before anyone says anything i dont have anything against conjurers. just wish more of them had the common fucking sense to summon elemental spirits or whatever.

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Drawings from befor

#HEY NOW #Holy shit

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They really should teach people how to cook in school.

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more adhd things

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#hey shut up you’ve found My Specific Thing #slurping on this trope the way one drinks water in a desert

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Stained Glass Karlach - by Jian Guo, shared by Samantha Béart on twitter.

#I love stained glass pieces made by people who know nothing about how stained glass art is made #like babygirl I would rather die than attempt to cut glass in those shapes #but it always looks cool without that context

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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

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learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this

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I love those "asking cosplayers at a con what their day job is" videos because it's always like

*muffled voice issuing from a huge suit of armor* im a cybersecurity specialist

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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

#holy shit dude lmao #lawyer on lawyer VIOLENSE

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#my wizard v my fursona? #they have a looney tunes esque battle that ends with them both yamcha pose'd

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SKIM-MILK JEANNE

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In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.

#holy shit lmao

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Feral Dragons

#the only line that means the world to me tbh #digimon