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the fact that we’re apes is SO funny… i can calculate how many parsecs away a nebula is based upon its apparent magnitude for a fun little brain exercise. i also feel depression and existential ennui if my curtains are shut for too long because my brain has a 45000 year old creature in it who feels that darkness holds too many unknown threats 

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me at ten: the home depot lights section is a significant place for me emotionally

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i keep saying “it is what it is” but like what is it

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I love men who seem like their only personality trait is loving their wife

#love to marry one someday

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Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at ¼ speed”

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reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

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Send this to ten other bloggers you think are wonderful! Keep going to make someone smile 💙🤍

Thank you!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Also sorry for being MIA, I have Mental Illness

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adulthood is just a never-ending cycle of So You Think You Can Wait Another Day To Do Your Laundry

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emmys coping hours before it happens

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I am making friends / openly flirting with this girl I met on twitter, and I think she grew up in a cult and was not allowed to take science classes just generally? so she’ll be sliding into my DM’s like, hey stupid question lol, but do fish have emotions?

#I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK WITH TWITTER GIRL BUT I ALSO WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THESE SCIENCE FACTS

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“Money can’t buy happiness!”

Me:

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I am not the same person I was 1 movie ago

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You cannot possibly understand how much I YEARN for Diego to start using his trajectory manipulation more and more in season three. Like yeah we get it he likes knives but CURVING BULLETS!!! STABBING PEOPLE WITH THEIR OWN SWORDS!!! JUST SEND RANDOM PLATES FLYING THROUGH THE AIR!! He has the power onow he just needs to Actually Use It.

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Under sea ecosystems are bullshit.

Like imagine you're a little rabbit and you go to nibble on a tree sapling but as soon as you go to take a bite it takes off like a fucking helicopter and disappears over the horizon.

Then, before you can process what just happened, the entire patch of grass you were standing on turns out to be a fox who had turned itself inside out and you die.

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y’all can complain about “plot holes” and “poor pacing” as much as u want but the real issue with LOK was that we didn’t get GILF Suki or Mai