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what if twink Geralt and buff Jaskier

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It's way funnier to me to imagine that Geralt is the one who desperately wants Dandelion to winter at Kaer Morhen with him but Dandelion keeps saying no on the simple grounds that it's too fucking cold and do you want me to die Geralt? Do you want me to get hypothermia and fucking die?

And Geralt's like "please I am begging on my knees I will cuddle you every night to keep you warm I just need to prove you actually exist"

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For the shirt cut meme, maybe Geralt or Yennefer in either of these? 🥵

both. BOTH.

i combined your suggestion with this lovely anon's:

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Triss

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OG geraskier for the soul

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the dandelion !

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#he’s got his priorities straight

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It's about! the found family!!

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i just realized Radovid didn’t just become the lover of a bard - he became the lover of one of the most famous bards of the Continent who is incredibly well known for his songs he writes based on his love and heartbreak brought on by A Guy He Loved Who Broke His Heart. imagine you were a prince and your kingdom’s spy network was like "hey there’s this bard spy we’re using for his ties to the Literal Two Most Important People to the Future of the Continent" and then you’re like. that’s fucking taylor swift.

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pride & prejudice geraskier au. based on this screencap.

[image description: a digital painting of geralt and jaskier standing face-to-face in a warmly lit antique room, gazing into each other’s eyes. both wear regency-era attire; jaskier wears an off-white caped coat over a ruffled shirt, and geralt wears a simple black suit coat with a white cravat, maroon sash, and silver wolf medallion. end id]

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Geralt protecting Jaskier, and then Jaskier saving him in return

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here we have Jaskier and Geralt happy and well

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THEY HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACIAL EXPRESSION HELP ME-

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get out of the water there’s a shark!!

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Geralt trying to do business while this guy’s causing a scene

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An unexpected break of routine.

Bonus Jaskier the second he was at a witcher-safe distance:

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bestiees ✨

also bonus: