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BREAKING: the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox have been put in a "Freaky Friday type of situation" until they can learn to appreciate each other's perspectives.

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Okay. Reblog this and tag with a numerical response for how many of these artists you listen to. It’s stereotypical “tumblr user” music.

Lemon Demon

Tally Hall

Death Grips

Jack Stauber

Mr Bungle

King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard

Devo

Oingo Boingo

Aquabats

Weird Al

My Chemical Romance

100gecs

Talking Heads

They Might Be Giants

Mitski

Girl In Red

#8?

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#I’ll always take outside seating if available OP has darkness in their heart

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“They wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me” is obviously a VERY corny line for a billionaire to use in any context but I’m willing to bet she’s talking about getting power-bombed into international fame at like 16 or whatever and NOT her farm house in Pennsylvania, for the amount of times I’ve seen that as a gotcha. The message of most of the album is clearly “I hate being in the public eye I hate that the dumbest motherfuckers on earth get to scrutinize every move I make”

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The straight woman is unsatisfied with straight studio porn. She wants to get off to something in which the actors actually emote and show passion beyond canned moans from the women and, at best, vacant grunts from the men. She turns to gay porn. She knows it's not "for her," but neither was the straight porn, and at least the actors look like they're enjoying themselves. And for a short while she is satiated by Sean Cody et al, but she runs into the same problems she had to begin with. She was not looking at sex but a simulacrum of sex, trapped in Plato's cave. Unsatisfied, she turned to vintage gay porn, harkening to a time when most gay bars still had darkrooms and reliably smelled of piss and Amyl Nitrite. Here was the real thing, in all its animalistic passion. But she still couldn't immerse herself in the fantasy. She wanted the media to engage with her own imagination and meet her half-way, rather than having it spoonfed to her onscreen. She turned to yaoi, with its elongated figures reminiscent of mannerist portraiture, then bara, including hardcore BDSM scenes. But the tactile sensations depicted in the pages didn't do justice to their real life counterparts. She turned deeper into her own imagination, this time reading erotica. No, not the poolside paperbacks sold at Barnes and Noble. The good shit. Why then, was she still not satisfied? She dug deeper, searching for the true meaning of eroticism. She studied the psychoanalysis of Freud, the cultural criticism of Susan Sontag, the feminist poetry of Audre Lorde. She took vacation time and flew to Europe, starting at the caves of Lascaux to explore the human urge to create, then traversed the Camino de Santiago on foot, along the way meeting a 56 year old carpenter from Burgos named Andrés, with whom she had an explosive affair. They both knew it couldn't last, which made them cherish each other's touch all the more. Upon flying home, she gave up. If her search for true eroticism never bore fruit this whole time, why would it now? It would take years before she stumbled upon the answer by pure happenstance: dubstep.

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Which characters in breaking bad are lgbt?

TeeTee, FiFi, Tiffy, CeCe, Rodger, Bobert, Jeiler, Orphan, Taffy, Shirley, Marvey, Amey, Potash, PanPipe, Pastrie, Pansie, Limo, Zorro, Loopie, Corduroy, Laughie, Guthree, Barnaby, Dupree, Jewels, Juliess, HamBone, Honesty, SaSa, Chrissy, Mister, Meister, Zander, Fanny, Mannie, BoDanie, Sharen, Mattie, “Shucker”, “Shaker”, Wendall, Mundale, Nolin, Stolin, Archy, MaLarkie, Goodie, and walter

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I’m over it so now this is funny here’s me crying earlier

HAVING A GREAT DAY 🖕

#2024 cry count

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touch me while your bros play team fortress - taylor swift if she was awesome

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hello???

#ok but I have one and it’s literally true

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