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I think kaladin should have jewelry with stormlight spheres. this just makes sense to me on a practical and fashion level. anyways I sketched him and syl is also supposed to be here but I can’t get her face right so you don’t get to see her yet

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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

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i keep having this dream where your blood is turning my hands into river stones, and i keep waking up to pale white sunlight

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A tale of Ba Sing Se.

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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I'm fucking free bitches!!!

#the semester is over #i can finally rest

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#almost perfect #but vote for either 1 or 3 since 2 is at 33.4

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#all except lady susan i think

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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If the alethi had proper sports they wouldn't have done all that

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the fact that Stardew Valley is a $15 indie game that came out almost a decade ago with zero microtransactions and is still receiving free DLC updates to this day is absolutely bonkers. There are $50-60 AAA games with paid DLC that have come out more recently and aren’t nearly as actively supported or updated.

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i have not stopped laughing at this

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