willisjagerman

[willisjagerman]

Guess I should ask again because of recent developments.

Are you divorced?

….yes.

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[willisjagerman]

YOUVE BEEN DRINKING PISS HA

…

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[willisjagerman]

Ha

He got you there huh?

She’s actually gone..

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[willisjagerman]

[Willis both looks absolutely horrified and disgusted.]

…excuse me I need to go puke.

Well Maxwell.

Your a married man now, how does that feel?

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[willisjagerman]

You- you bastard. You rotten good for nothing mutt.

Well Maxwell.

Your a married man now, how does that feel?

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[willisjagerman]

….what

Well Maxwell.

Your a married man now, how does that feel?

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[willisjagerman]

Excuse me?

Well Maxwell.

Your a married man now, how does that feel?

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[willisjagerman]

Well Maxwell.

Your a married man now, how does that feel?

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[willisjagerman]

How long have you and the wards been planning to marry Juniper and Maxwell?

We started this plan about five years ago.

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[willisjagerman]

Hmph.

How long have you been planning to marry Max?

Since he was born.

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[willisjagerman]

Please as the kids say dni

How long have you been planning to marry Max?

Since he was born.

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[willisjagerman]

(Tw kms)

I will kill myself that is the worst possible thing you could have said to me.

How long have you been planning to marry Max?

Since he was born.

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[willisjagerman]

Don’t you think having a wife at this age will distract him?

He’s already failing all his classes. Not like that’s going to change.

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[willisjagerman]

How long have you been planning to marry Max?

Since he was born.

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[willisjagerman]

It seems a bit early, he hasn’t even graduated

I suppose it hasn’t but I don’t believe it’ll make a difference

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[willisjagerman]

Damn, it went from a few years to getting married today

No time like the present

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[willisjagerman]

Yes. I’ll go grab him.

See you then

[Willis hangs the phone up.]

[The phone rings, showing the contact Ivan Ward is calling.]

@mr-mrs-ward

[Willis picks the phone up.]

Willis Jägerman speaking, how are you Mr.Ward?

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