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Screw angst, make my muse genuinely smile in one sentence or less.

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Send me “✒  + a headcanon “  and I’ll tell you if I approve it or not

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If My Muse was a God or Goddess, send what they what they would be God/Goddess of, and What offerings or tribute Your Muse would leave on their Altar to Appease Them.

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what is grub sauce made of

...I DON'T KNOW! CHIRP!

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>Ohmygodwhatisthisheaven? You vibrate, purring loudly as he gently rubs under your chin. You can’t quite resist the urge to expose your softer underside as you roll onto your back.

“Ahuhhhhh....yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes...” you purr loudly, your entire body shaking.

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>Squeak loudly and curl up. Your stinger is exposed, and your head is down.

“NNNNNN!”

#chlorophcker

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Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.

BRING IT ON

Watch me get absolutely nothing in my ask box

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>Think for a moment. "I like to walk!" you chirp, and point to the husktop you normally ride around on.

o(^^)o→

>YOU’VE BEEN POKED, CALL THE POLICE!! 

>Curl into a ball with a loud squeak, stinger up.

>Shiver a little in fright.

#pester-gallowscalibrator

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>Scoot forward, into his hands. Your entire body fits into the palm of one of them. You smile brightly. "I'm good!" you chirrup.

o(^^)o→

>Squeak loudly and curl up. Your stinger is exposed, and your head is down.

“NNNNNN!”

#chlorophcker #((oop didn't know that...))

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>You smile, wiggling your tail slightly. You settle back, getting more comfortable on your four rear feet. "Whatcha wanna do?"

o(^^)o→

>YOU’VE BEEN POKED, CALL THE POLICE!! 

>Curl into a ball with a loud squeak, stinger up.

>Shiver a little in fright.

#pester-gallowscalibrator

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"Add...addoooorrrr...adorable!" you chirp, repeating her. You lisp a little over the r, but you get the most of it. "Thank you!"

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>Curl up in a ball, roll so your stinger faces upwards.

>IT KEEPS HAPPENING, THESE POKES.

#radixntstarlxght

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>Nod.

“Ahuh! Lots! Your name is fun! But its harda say.”

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>YOU’VE BEEN POKED, CALL THE POLICE!! 

>Curl into a ball with a loud squeak, stinger up.

>Shiver a little in fright.

#pester-gallowscalibrator

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>Blink, wiggle in place slightly. "Yes! I'm ador...adorwa... cute!" you assert strongly.

○(^^)○→

>Curl up in a ball, roll so your stinger faces upwards.

>IT KEEPS HAPPENING, THESE POKES.

#radixntstarlxght

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>You nod, testing it out.

“Ter!” you chirrup, and find that you like the way it trips off the tongue.

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>YOU’VE BEEN POKED, CALL THE POLICE!! 

>Curl into a ball with a loud squeak, stinger up.

>Shiver a little in fright.

#pester-gallowscalibrator

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>Uncurl, looking up at your friend. You smile as you somewhat recognize James. "HI!"

o(^^)o→

>Squeak loudly and curl up. Your stinger is exposed, and your head is down.

“NNNNNN!”

#chlorophcker

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>Peer up, chirping inquisitively. This person is new. "I'm... Ca'dy." you chirp, tilting your head as you hold your stinger reassuringly.

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>Curl up in a ball, roll so your stinger faces upwards.

>IT KEEPS HAPPENING, THESE POKES.

#radixntstarlxght

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>Smile right back, display your teensy, fat fangs proudly. "HI TER...TERERERE...AREAZI!" you chirp, tripping over the verbal form of her name.

o(^^)o→

>YOU’VE BEEN POKED, CALL THE POLICE!! 

>Curl into a ball with a loud squeak, stinger up.

>Shiver a little in fright.

#pester-gallowscalibrator

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o(^^)o→

>Squeak loudly and curl up. Your stinger is exposed, and your head is down.

“NNNNNN!”

#chlorophcker