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"It's only-"

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durge being extremely blunt typically means them bruising enver’s ego and grossing him out, but on occasion gortash will be like “what are you smiling about?” and durge will say “i’m happy to see you.” and gortash will have to repress every urge not to giggle and kick his feet.

#dark urge #durgetash #durge #enver gortash

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damian haas of smosh fame looks so much like gortash to me. in ten years he will be my gortash. it's so bad i literally can't watch videos w/ him without kicking my feet and giggling.

#it's a problem

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my fav durgtash headcanon is that once in a while Gortash would come home after a long day of manipulate mansplain manwhore to find Durge taking a bath in his bathroom or sleeping in his bed and the only explanation he'd get is "your place was closer"

#100% believe this #gortash's security is steadily getting picked off like flys bc durge visits so often. enver returns home and durge is bathing in his guards #blood then taking a nap in his bed without cleaning up.

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more proposals for things i headcanon durge and gortash did before having sex, kissing or admitting feelings like normal people: licking each other, dick measuring contest, killing the other's ex (durge) and ensuring the other's ex gets an improper burial (gortash).

#dark urge #durgetash #durge #enver gortash #i think gortash ensuring that durge's ex's coffin/body is 'lost' is actually more insane that durge just ending his exes #like durge's was a quick stop enver fully committed to a scheme

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nothing is more entertaining to me than the idea that gortash and durge had certain morals that didn't align but just turned a blind eye to it, because it's just like, "well yeah i'd never do that but i've done things equally as bad, if not worse so..." like they're just doing this meme to each other all the time:

#dark urge #durgetash #durge #enver gortash

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"In dreams, the Bhaalspawn and I are visisted by Bhaal and Bane, who name us their Chosen [...]" -Memoirs by Gortash, Outline for Chapter 4

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CW : SUGGESTIVE !

I'm drawing a smut comic on my Twitter, thought i could post the beginning as it is more comical and a bit fluff uhu but the rest is and will be litteral nsfw... Will definitely draw more later as well !!

I've been in a mood to get away from my tablet lately and draw more traditional comics and drawings in my sketchbook hehe, it's so fun to draw freehanded with a pen, make mistakes and cover them with sticky notes to draw over !! 10/10 experience :D

For the curious people out there, the uncensored version as well as the rest/upcoming parts of this comic is on my twitter (which is the same handle as here, iivieberry!)

#on my knees crying and sobbing /pos #everything about this is amazing

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durgetash modern college au where they’re the two most popular people in their major and using it to secretly recruit people for their cults.

gortash hates durge because they are not even charming or trying to be well liked, people just worship them because they’re smart and hot and there’s a netflix docuseries about them. everybody knows how durge killed their entire adopted family as a kid and now they are all obsessed with how durge “turned their life around,” gortash fucking hates it. durge does not care about gortash.

gortash bemoans his lack of a high school experience because of raphael to his fawning groupies, durge is like “i didn’t go to high school as a teenager either.” trying to make normal conversation but now the attention is on them and gortash is like “holy shit, holy shit, they are trying to knock me off my pedestal. they are trying to destroy me with their sad life and docuseries and perfect teeth…” durge does not care about gortash.

gortash plans on sabotaging durge’s academic career by planting something in their dorm but when he looks in the window he sees them eating their roommate and gortash is just like “damn…. okay…. this isn’t even fun if we’re both insane.” and leaves.

#durge #durgetash #dark urge #enver gortash

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babe wake up new top 3 video games ever soundtrack LP just dropped

me: GASP that's so cool, I only have one top 3 video games ever soundtrack LP, maybe I should start a collection also me:

pre-ordered.

#buying a copy to set next to my bed so i can kiss him every night #he looks like such a pretty princess here

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They are so romantic sometimes 💕

#kind of unrelated but i love ur durge's tiefling pants op- it's so cute seeing things specifically tailored for tails. this is so pretty ^_^

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durge: now let’s seal this alliance with a blood pact

gortash being polite: okay…

durge post blood pact licking their hand clean: your blood tastes like power

gortash: thank you?

gortash: *offers a hand to durge to help them up from their chair*

durge: *looks at him confused*

durge: *licks the blood the blood off of gortash’s hand*

durge: *gets up on their own* thank you.

gortash: *is hard*

durge, placing hand on gortash’s shoulder: you’re hard *leaves*

#dark urge #durgetash #durge #enver gortash #i'm sorry but also i hope you see my vision #enver: they're playing crazy mind games... seducing me to mess with my brain... they're a mastermind #durge: *is autistic and hungry* #durge completely misses that it had anything to do with them and is just like 'wow blood must turn him on too.'

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Don't you fret - bg3 comic A.Astarion/dark urge

I hope you enjoyed!

I love that there are so many lines in the game, showing that karlach absolutely hates ascended astarion's ass (and prob tav's) it's so funny xD I'd like to draw more with them

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#durgetash

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durgetash is the worst thing that ever happened to ketheric. any meeting they're talking about something durge doesn't care about, durge fully disengages and goes along with anything gortash says. gortash and ketheric are in an argument? let's make durge the tie breaker!

ketheric immediately: no. not again.

durge, was not listening, was making plans for a twelve person guillotine: huh? enver. enver is right.

kethetic: no. your vote doesn't count when you don't contribute.

gortash: did they not contribute or did you not let them get a word in edgewise. you're always dismissing durge. it's shameful.

durge who has not made a single attempt to speak all meeting: *nods solemnly*

they then go on to get their way every single time

#dark urge #durge #durgetash #enver gortash #ketheric thorm

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durge after gortash proposes sex for the first time: ew what? i would not insult my god by stooping to your level.. my body is temple and i only use it to bring death unto the world, eat rotten, raw and human meat and of course have sex with dead bodies, whoever my father tells me to and basically any bhaalist who asks politely

#dark urge #durge #durgetash #enver gortash

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durgetash isn't just "love is forbidden."

it's "you can deny your own humanity as much as you like, lie to yourself about the nature of your pain, pretend you don't need anyone and you aren't lonely, but in the words of prestige television show Chernobyl HBO, every lie told incurs a debt to the truth and sooner or later that debt is paid."

you can lie about how much you truly care about the only person who understands you, you can pretend you don't need love or validation or acceptance, but your refusal to acknowledge your own feelings will be your undoing. it's not a weakness to have feelings, it's a weakness not to acknowledge and accept and deal with them. it's a weakness that will be exploited.

when Enver thought he could trust the dark urge because he cared about them before and he can't look into their eyes without remembering all of the time they spent together (as they plan to betray and kill him).

when the dark urge spent their entire life on a pedestal, with no friends or lovers, out of subconscious fear of destroying someone they love again, and they let their guard down, their alliance with the chosen of Bane directly leading to their downfall, whether you believe Orin used Gortash's form to take them off guard or simply targeted them for getting too close to him.

they both paid the price for that weakness.

also the fallout from durgetash was fucking radioactive.

kinda put a nuclear cloud over baldur's gate.