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#men wear more booty shorts please

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My favourite fan theory is that, in legend of korra, "Air Temple Island" in republic city wasnt always an island. It only became one after tenzin broke up with Lin Beifong

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tlok whatevers part one!!!

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Say what you want about the 2023 Shakespeare in The Park production of Hamlet, but the choices made in that play WORKED. Having Hamlet wear a black hoodie and camo pants and him dramatically putting his hood up when he was pissed off was inspired. Having Horatio video tape Claudius on an iPhone camera from the side of the stage during the play within the play was hilarious. Having the play within the play be a hip hop dance number that represented the murder!?! Fantastic. Having Ophelia be a singer before she went mad and having a beautiful voice that everyone loved to listen to and then seeing her singing get worse and worse as she got nearer to death?!?! Hamlet pulling out his iphone after killing Polonius to show his mom a picture of his dad compared to a picture of Claudius and angrily swiping back and forth between the two as he said “What judgement would step from this… to this?” The crowd fucking lost it every time. Horatio singing to Hamlet as he died made me fully sob every time. The way they did the ghost on stage was so chilling and I can’t even accurately describe it, you just had to be there. Hamlet being deeply exasperated the entire time was just perfect. Hamlet and Horatio had a secret handshake. Laertes inexplicably carried an acoustic guitar case for much of the play which was very funny but also hit you with the heartbreaking implication that he had used to play while Ophelia sang and he stopped carrying it after she died. It was peak teenage-angst-hamlet and it was so dear to me. PLEASE if anyone has a recording, send it to me.

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Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

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i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

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Green Day playing Paper Lanterns live at Deep Ellum, Dallas, 1993

#the specificity of this blog scares me #how do you know this #how much research have you done #how much free time do you have #insane 💗 #love it so much though thank you for your service

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sorry for acting batshit crazy I was feeling a little unwanted

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I hate you McGraw Hill I hate you forever and ever and ever until I die

#it’s stupid and dumb #too many questions #don’t talk to me #college 😑🚬

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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this too shall pass

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Now imagining Legolas picking up a normal and very standard rock for Gimli and saying, "Is this a good one? The kind you like?" in a similar way to sending links via DMs to your most beloved mutuals that lead to fandom posts relating to their unfamiliar and strange Blorbos, who you know nothing about and cannot see the appeal of.

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lmao just learned that part of Tolkien’s inspiration for the Ents was his disappointment at Shakespeare for making the “Birnam wood to high dunsinane hill” be just some guys with wooden shields and now i can’t shake the idea of baby jirt watching Macbeth like “I can’t wait for these trees to come to life and kill this motherfucker”

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Cat incubating eggs and raising chicks

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I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced