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honestly y'all, probably gonna remake this blog ahead of ofmd s2. this one is really chaotic && i'm gonna keep my muse list down to just my big 3 (izzy, jim, lucius) soooooo... yeah. that's coming eventually.

#╰┈➤ out of.

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THEY HAVE TO LAUGH, the story sounds absurd — though not more than what happened to any of them. jim glances off in aziraphale's direction, watching him silently for a moment before turning their focus back to ash.

"well, that makes sense," they snort. "not a lot of pirates going around talking about heaven && hell && being damned && stuff." jim smiles wryly, knowingly. "&& here i was, thinking i'd gotten away from all that."

not, of course, that their catholic upbringing was exactly stereotypical either. still, they've heard it all before, in childhood.

"i can appreciate the effort. though i think it's only fair he know that the way i was raised, god's a strong believer in revenge. each of these clowns have their own reasons for being here, but..." they shrug. "anyway, i'm with you on this one. go with the flow. i guess every crew needs one, right? a guy who's too good for his own, uh... good."

when the shorter man, the one who reminds them far too much of stede to be comfortable, walks off ( no doubt to go preach to someone else, which will inevitably fall on deaf ears ), jim sighs, shoves their hands deep into the pockets of their long, coat, && side-eyes ash with an unreadable expression.

"sooooo. you && him. what's your deal? i've seen my fair share of bad pirates but i haven't met one so vehemently morally opposed to it as him. && you." they flip the dagger in their hand lazily, the tip vaguely pointing at the other captain's chest. "what's your moral stake in all this, hm?" // @whsprhouse

               ❝      us? known each other for ages. he got caught up in the navy and then caught up in my ship.      ❞        ash laughs at her own joke, leaning against the wall and crossing their arms. watching as aziraphale wanders off a little ways but is careful to keep and eye on him just in case. after all he still wanted to see the good in everyone -- and while this crew probably wasn't actually capable of hurting anyone it would do better to keep an eye on the angel anyway.               ❝      gave him the choice to join my crew or die.      ❞          it's a lie that settles uncomfortably in their chest. yellow eyes watching the angel still behind sunglasses until they shift just slightly to the knife in jim's hand. smirking.

               ❝      eeh, no moral stake for me. though he's very into the whole right and wrong thing. more of a 'let what happens happens' kinda gal, myself.      ❞        their words drawl out a bit, shrugging.

               ❝      he's a bad pirate because he's not a pirate, simple as that.      ❞        

#old banner until we get clearer shots of jim's new look that i can icon #╰┈➤ jim | ic. #sauntereddownward

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@kraxed sent a message in a bottle:

his face is stoic, it's been this way for months now. grip a little too tight as he holds izzy's face between his finger and thumb. pointer finger of his other hand running khol under the lids of his eyes. licking the tip of his thumb he runs his finger underneath it to smudge it around. repeating the process on the other side. though not as dramatic as his own, it works.

         ❝      might as well look the fucking part to, iz.     ❞     he grumbles, tilting the shorter man's head upwards. more so yanking it than anything so he can study his handy work for a long moment.

HE WINCES, DESPITE ATTEMPTING TO HIDE HIS DISCOMFORT, && makes an effort to mask it as a grimace of agreement. edward's never been gentle — not with him, anyway, nor anyone from their crew — but izzy can't remember him being quite so cruel to his own.

it could be worse, he thinks. blackbeard could be hurting him. blackbeard has hurt him. && izzy took it without complaint. hell, he enjoyed it, && what it represented. the pinch of fingers on skin is nothing.

even now, he's still soft.

izzy resists the urge to spit at his feet.

"yes, blackbeard," he murmurs, casting his eyes downward, hands clenched into fists at his side, "yes sir."

he allows those calloused hands to smear kohl under his eyes, until it's like looking in a mirror. he silently thanks whatever god may be looking down upon him for edward's touch. for the mercy he showed izzy by allowing him to live, by allowing him to continue serving, by still keeping him as his loyal dog of a first mate.

&& he tries NOT to think about how deeply unhappy he is.

#man..... #╰┈➤ izzy | ic. #╰┈➤ ask. #╰┈➤ edward teach | kraxed. #kraxed

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spent tonight rewatching ofmd with a break for the new wwdits. extremely hype, ready to be back here.

#i cut down my muse list extensively its literally just jim izzy lucius laszlo and marwa now #the others are still available by request but yea #╰┈➤ out of.

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i am gonna go through my muse list && severely overhaul it before i come back properly.

#lots of people i don't wanna write anymore lol #╰┈➤ out of.

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(wipes off my clown makeup) ok we're back

#soon!!! #i have too much going on over the next ~2 weeks to add reviving another blog to that list but #╰┈➤ out of.

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i was scrolling back through old posts && this sure hits harder after last night's episode haha oh man... my heart </3

#i cant believe we really did get nandor in space tho #they were so insane for that #╰┈➤ out of.

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Study abroad? Well....only if i know her. i don't like to stare.

#im not actually back (haha... unless??) but like. #╰┈➤ laszlo | isms.

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hiiiii (twirls my hair) it’s been a hot sec but the confirmation of lucius being alive that dropped at like 1am last night has aggressively woken up my ofmd muses, so. a little bit of blog maintenance coming up.

first thing’s first, moving hunter to a sideblog connected to @rhpsdys. after i do that, i’ll be softblocking the folks who followed me for him here && redirecting you to the other blog.

then i put my blog aesthetics back to where they should be: gay pirates

then i start writing again.

#╰┈➤ out of.

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“Who are you?”

They stand between Blackbeard and Izzy, flanked like Christ with a sinner on each side. Detailed profiles on Blackbeard and his right hand exist for anyone to read. The young blood that materialized between them is a mystery.

Izzy answers for them. “This is God’s divine revenge.”

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2nd part of state of nature is up! read on ao3 and follow the artist!!

#i missed these stinkers #this art is soooo beautiful #╰┈➤ jim | visage. #╰┈➤ izzy | visage. #╰┈➤ edward | visage.

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the new video on the colin knolls youtube channel.... my laszlo must just woke up so aggressively

#not to mention i went to see into the woods for the first time since opening on sunday and. yeah. #╰┈➤ out of.

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INTO THE WOODS by stephen sondheim & james lapine || sentence starters

“I wish… more than anything.”

“I have no fear, nor no one should.”

“Everyone tells tiny lies, what’s important really is the size.”

“You’re back again, only different than before.”

“What’s so intriguing as what’s out of reach?”

“You know nothing of madness.”

“If I dare, it’s because I’m becoming aware of us as a pair of us.”

“We’ve changed, we’re strangers”

“Let’s hope the changes last.”

“How can you know who you are ‘til you know what you want, what you don’t?”

“It’s your first big decision, the choice isn’t easy to make.”

“There’s a lot that’s at stake, but you’ve stalled long enough.”

“Stay with me.”

“Couldn’t you listen?”

“Couldn’t you stay content safe behind walls?”

“Now you know what’s out there in the world.”

“You are ashamed of me.”

“I was not company enough?”

“I am no longer a child! I wish to see the world.”

“Who out there could love you more than I?”

“Someone has to shield you from the world.”

“Stay a child while you can be a child.”

“Anything can happen in the woods.”

“May I kiss you?”

“You’re right. How foolish.”

“Was he suddenly getting bored of me?”

“Wake up, stop dreaming.”

“No matter what you do, children won’t listen.”

“You’re so nice… You’re not good, you’re not bad, you’re just nice.”

“I’m not good, I’m not nice, I’m just right.”

“You’re responsible, you’re the one to blame, it’s your fault—!”

“Oh, why bother? You’ll just do what you do.”

“I love you. I do. But…”

“I was raised to be charming, not sincere.”

“The farther you run, the more you feel undefined.”

“We disappoint, we leave a mess, we die but we don’t.”

“Like father, like son.”

“Then kill him! …No. Don’t kill him.”

“Sometimes people leave you halfway through the wood.”

“No one leaves for good.”

“You are not alone. No one is alone.”

“Now we can all return home, and hope there will be no more killing.”

“You’ll have to take care of yourself now. It’s time.”

“How proud _____ would have been of you.”

“Maybe I just wasn’t meant to have children.”

“How can I go about being a father with no one to mother my child?”

“Careful the things you say.”

“You can’t just act, you have to listen.”

#cracks my knuckles #╰┈➤ meme.

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You want to be brothers-in-arms, to have him to yourself… to be shipwrecked together, (to) perform valiant deeds to earn his admiration, to save him from certain death, to die for him - to die in his arms, like a Spartan, kissed once on the lips… or just run his errands in the meanwhile. You want him to know what cannot be spoken, and to make the perfect reply, in the same language.

Tom Stoppard, The Invention of Love (via antigonick)

#╰┈➤ izzy | isms. #╰┈➤ izzy | & edward.

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you are a faggot and a pointless animal

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#HJFHBJDKSLKDJFHGFJDK #slurs / #╰┈➤ lucius | isms. #╰┈➤ izzy | isms.

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you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event

#jokes on you I cared about vampires most in July and august /j #no it’s true tho and I miss them so much I’ve been neglecting them for my witches #I’m just rotating spooky muses on a rotisserie #╰┈➤ out of.

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Long time no talk

let’s keep it that way

#╰┈➤ raine | isms. #╰┈➤ laszlo | isms. #╰┈➤ nandor | isms. #╰┈➤ izzy | isms. #╰┈➤ jim | isms.

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ˏˋ°•*⁀➷   @methodwriter​     /     starter call.

            “I’M GOING TO TELL YOU a secret. something i’ve only told two other people. actually, one was my wife, && she already knew. the other is my housemate && he has certainly forgotten. basically what i’m saying is, this is a pretty exclusive story.” laszlo leans in, lowering his voice to a whisper. “i was jack the ripper.”

#ray do u regret giving me free rein to write whatever the fuck i want for you yet #methodwriter #╰┈➤ laszlo | ic.