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Lesbian sex was invented as a way to pass the time on long train rides

#I was literally about to send this post to @hadsephone #when I saw who reblogged it to my dash in the first place #tumblr user hadsephone your influence

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character

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Finished school today lol

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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

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my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens

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she was 17 bullying the entirety of london society

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Do you think in the omegaverse there’s a new, awful layer to “the talk” that teens get

#omegaverse analysis better than any paper i've ever written

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Kate and Anthony Bridgerton Bridgerton — Season 3 Trailer

#I mean it when I say not a soul better contact me when this releases #I am going to be unbearable

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duuude you have GOT to get online everybody is just fucking hitting each other

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If we interacted for the first time today via boops and are unlikely to run into each other again because we don't have the same fandom niches I just want you to know our boop bond is real and if I ever see you randomly come across my dash I'll think to myself "aww my boop bud" and send you warm thoughts and good vibes

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Hi i have a doctor job i start In July good night everyone

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Yeah but I actually DO publicly post my mental breakdowns on the internet. It’s important.

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Good afternoon sluts and those of us who wanted to be sluts but never got around to it

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this image is seared into my brain permanently

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WE ARE ONLINE!!!

HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE ONLINE???

AND SOMEHOW MY WORDS APPEARED ON YOUR SCREEN

THE CHANCES OF THAT ARE ASTRONOMICALLY LOW YET SOMEHOW YOU'RE READING MY SENTENCES

HELLO PERSON I DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE WONDERFUL, HAVE AN AMAZING DAY!!

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the size difference is KILLING ME

#a shameful reblog please noone look at me