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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

#every time i see this #EVERY TIME #I get cowboy the occupation confused with cowgirl the sex position

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He dropped his breakfast 😔

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The fray 🐊

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its so difficult to draw anatomy. and objects. and backgrounds. and clothing. and colors. and lighting. i honestly dont know how i ever managed to draw anything in my entire life

#the only thing worse than drawing is not drawing

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my friend's Jade plant got sucked on by little white guys

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I swear he was much more skilful at this yesterday but this is far more entertaining

To quote the poem by @robotsfromouterspace

Leg so short

Short short leg

Leg so short he roll like eg

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Willie Nelson as Barbarosa by Bill Wittliff

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#someone (my beloved) asks me questions and i go “you KNOW i dont know the answer to that”

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2nd stage of the dress-up challenge

#jjk#sukuna#jujutsu kaisen#sukuna ryomen

#in hindsight i should have reglogged this one first so the two point five human followers i have would have some warning #before the lovingly shaded nuts and double disco stick package #but its my house so

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1st stage of the dress-up challenge

#slutty kim-possible lookin ass LMAO

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3d stage

#YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH BOYYYYEEEEEEEE

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Hey, don't cry. A single thread in a tapestry, though its color brightly shines, can never see its purpose in the pattern of the grand design, ok?

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god didn’t give me a dick because I’d get hard at warm paper that’s just come out of the printer and everyone would make fun of me

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and if you feel comfortable sharing what song(s), let us know in the tags!

#heck theres even a whole band plus solo artist with my first name

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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#my nightstand is like ... the leftmost 8 inches of my desk #so its got sleep globules (melatonin gummies) my pill organizers my overnight water my spare fish oil capsules #and a stack of books including my journal which i put my glasses and bobbypins on top of every night

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please don't touch me, 2021 by Luka Khabelashvili