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Can you rec anything really smutty (God I'm a pervert) where there's loads of dirty talk, slut shaming and comeslut!soo :3 Thanks!

/POPS UP BESIDES U/ did someone say slut soo :-)))))

head or tails (yasss dis is back)

the pathetic life of do kyungsoo

little red riding whore -wolf- hood (soo is banging everybody)

ain’t that innocent

of red skirts and black ties (teacher/student)

music to my ears

untitled (soo’s a real 3 timing slut here)

the camera loves you

after school lesson (taekaisoo now dis real cumslutsoo)

can’t hold back (public sex)

split screen (ksoo gets double Ds from twins jongin kai)

wrap (soo has no shame here. incest)

better than expected (prostate check up)

omegle at night & sequel the meet up

size queen (size kink, dirty talk, slutsoo)

tank tops and tattoos (with a side of you)

whispers dirty secrets (sekaisoo)

if i keep going it would end up to be a very long list but hey there are the ones i found in my subscriptions! also, take note that some of the fics might not have good grammar. anyways, happy reading ٩(*ゝڡ◕๑)۶♥

- Admin N(c-17)

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hi do you know any kaisoo cumslut fics?

Sobs I love cumslut fics yes yes dear here you go~

paint me white

heads or tails

taste

show me i’m yours / you and me baby making love

primitive desires

drag your teeth across my chest, taste my beating heart

a little affection

hit record

daddy’s little slut

bad you’re so bad

baby don’t you know i suffer

one is not enough (baekaisoo)

- Admin T

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don't tell me the moon is shining

Author: VelvetKaisoo

Genre: Romance, Slight!Angst, Bakery!AU, College!AU

Rating: PG

Length: Oneshot (7.4k)

Kinks/Warnings/Other: Implied/Referenced Character Death

Summary: Time bends with his wrists, its passage as malleable as the dough between his fingers. Everything is slow; and in no unpleasant way. The old ceiling fan circles as though swimming through honey, and the adjacent lights hum the afternoon away. Kyungsoo himself feels absorbed in the warp, his breaths deep and his blinking almost sluggish. It’s relaxing. A breath of fresh air and a return to familiarity, all at once.

Note: The premise is that Kyungsoo gets hired to make a website for Jongin’s bakery. Before reading, I thought it was going to be heavy angst and have one of kaisoo de*d, but the angst is very light and the descriptions are really lovely. I thought I’d rec in case anyone else got fooled by it’s appearance :)

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Any new au with lot's of cuddling, but without them being in a relationship. I love this account ♥.

Thank you ^^ Fluffy/Cuddling, in most of them they will be in an eventual relationship:

Boy next door by americanbaekhyun: really cuteee,Kyungsoo’s madly in love with Jongin, his childhood best friend and neighbor but there’s one problem. Jongin has a girlfriend.

Cosmos by SoftSquishySoo: shy Kyungsoo who is done with Jongin’s shenanigans. Diner au!

HONEYKai by SoftSquishySoo: Jongin takes pictures of soo also really nice

Hug Tight by Shesheshe,Kyungsoo fails becoming a top student again and Jongin comforts him

Uh Oh- Keep going on by souju: this one is more like cuddling / make out but it is very good nonetheless and it also is very fluffy. Warning: very cute Jongin 

Cupcake song by t_dragon:extremely fluffy and cute Jongin. more of a drabble 

100 Kisses by misunkun:  if you like cuddling you really should try this one. Jongin gets jelly on Kyungsoo’s kiss scene in 100 Days my Prince 

Terms and Conditions by misunkun:  smutty but very cute 

That’s okay by _mitsoo_ :  this one is a bit angsty. Jongin is upset that Kyungsoo enlisted faster than he should have (relatable really). Kyungsoo is comforting him TT

Vanilla by satanvile: hybrid!jongin. Kyungsoo doesn’t like hybrids but he has to take care of jongin (chanyeols hybrid) while he is away

The fake boyfriend theory by honeysunshine :��jongin has too many admirers so he asks his best friend to be his fake boyfriend. This is so adorable oh my- it also is quite lengthy with 27k

Of plane rides and shrimp chips by jjokkomi: so fluffy dad!jongin and actor!kyungsoo

Trapped by bangster_12 : 100% this will put a smile on your face!It’s Valentine’s Day but Kyungsoo’s heart was breaking but maybe the hot neighbor can help him heal it.

Cuddlebug - no smut, spooning, cuddling, making out and Jongin being an ultimate needy baby boy :’))

Cuddling fics can be also found here :)

-Admin Moon

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Hello :] Is there a fic with the same plot as the Notebook or a similar plot line as it? I just recently watched the movie and I'm in love!! Thank you ^^

OHK!AYY! Um Admin couldn’t find fics with a really similar plot, but here are  fics with plots kinda similar to the Notebook (which, incidentally, is one of admin G’s fave movies of all time) in terms of rich/poor, forbidden love, the years later kinda thing, teen love, etc.

Warning: very liberal use of the term “similar”

airbag - years pass

please don’t - also ^ 

summer children - the whole royal vs exile thing like soo is allie and kai is noah

love from last night - like soo’s a regular guy and kai’s rly famous, kai is allie and soo is noah heh

shotgun - ty admin v! like badass!kai and innocent!soo

falling up - the forbidden love thing

black wings (can no longer fly) - also kinda forbidden love

fall into place - also forbidden love and also like popular jongin vs not popular kyungsoo and like other ppl don’t approve like kai would be allie and soo would be noah i need to stop

Brotherly Love / Up Up And Away - need i say more

brand new love song *** - whoa whoa i think this is legit like the notebook kinda like u have girl!soo as allie and kai as noah and chanyeol as that dude that allie was gonna marry

I’m sorry

~ Admin G

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Hello!!!!! I just wanna ask if yall have any new fluff stories to recommend and maybe some forbidden love ones as well? Thank you admins for all the hard work thus far, really appreciate it!!! :)

Hi love! Huehuehue you know my taste

with your heartbeat next to mine - SLS EXTRA!! SMUT!! yeet

lifelines - im conflicted tbh bc the fluff is extreme but the angst is real

even if it’s just pretend - het!kaisoo, forbidden love i guess, prepare to die

pepero kiss - too cute tt o oo cu te hoLY, WGM!AU

How to forget something that never was

- G

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Hey ~ Do you have like any girl!kyungsoo fic ?

Hell freakin yea we do anon~~~~~

Strawberry Chocolate

Undressed

Push Me Down

Spin the Bottle / My First Kiss Went a Little Like This

On Your Knees Praying To God

If it Kills Me

Favorite Student / Tie me up / Just like how i want you / Little Steps

Shotgun

Slow Burn

Not So New Girl

Bubbly

Split

Forbidden Zone

Sweet on the tip of my tongue

Brand New Love Song

In Skin

Oh man enjoy heheheh - Admin T

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Feel my heart (Feel me)

Author: sengen35

Genre: Historical AU, Romance, Smut, Royalty AU

Rating: NC-17

Summary: Jongin is loyal to a fault. Kyungsoo wants to change that.

Admin N’s notes royal prince kyungsoo and his faithful knight jongin ♥ i have a thing for forbidden romance as you can see ;;

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Shepard pupper in training

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UTKJI Challenge #1: Wrapped Up With Love

the (im)perfect christmas with you

Genre: Medical AU, Doctors!Kaisoo, Established Relationship, Christmas

Rating: NC-17

Length: 15,460 w

Warning/Kinks: Mentioned of Blood, Descriptive Surgery/Treatment/Injuries, Physical assault, Homophobia, Anal Sex

Summary: Jongin has everything planned out for Christmas Eve. He wants to make it extra special for his boyfriend, Kyungsoo. But things don’t always go to plan especially when both are attending physicians in the ER. Here’s to another year of Christmas working yet again.

Merry, Marry Christmas!

Genre: Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Established Relationship, Smut

Rating: NC-17

Length: 4,183 w

Warning/Kinks: Lactation Kink

Summary:  It’s the time of the year again where Kyungsoo and Jongin exchange gifts, but not this time. This year, they’ll share gifts together that both of them are not expecting to have this Christmas.

remember i’ll always love you

Genre: Hurt/Comfort, Memory Loss, Slight Mystery, Pining

Rating: NC-17

Length: 19,398 w

Warning/Kinks: Mentions of Suicide, Implied Child Abuse, Bullying

Summary: After a car accident leaves Kyungsoo as a temporary amnesiac shortly before Christmas Eve arrives, he’s left even more confused when he’s mailed a package full of anonymous letters. The only hint he has to go by is the name “Angel” scribbled on top of the last envelope.In the middle of finding out who the person behind the letters is, he also finds out something else: the unique ways in which memories and love can correlate with one another.

Tonight, with you

Genre: Smut, Fluff, Slice of Life

Rating: R

Length: 5,170 w

Summary: Kyungsoo ran away from home and was lost when he stumbled across a drunk guy, Jongin. One thing leads to other and both share talks and eventually a night together.

Behind the lens

Genre: Romance, Drama, Slow Burn, Photographer Jongin, Assistant Kyungsoo, Age Swap

Rating: NC-17

Length: 35,063 w

Warning/Kinks: Light BDSM

Summary: Jongin seeks unknown pleasure through his erotic photography and his young assistant, Kyungsoo, is the closest thing to feel it that he will ever be.

With Arms Wide Open

Genre: Fluff, Smut, Romance

Rating: NC-17

Length: 6,683 w

Warning/Kinks: Crossdressing

Summary: Jongin doesn’t expect to meet his ex-boyfriend, Kyungsoo, in a New Year’s Eve party, and he’s not even expecting to see him dressed in women’s clothing.

Of all the birthdays we spent together

Genre: Modern Greek Mythology, God Jongin, Immortal Kyungsoo

Rating: R

Length: 6,643 w

Summary: Jongin, king of the underworld, looks forward to spending his birthday with his boyfriend, Kyungsoo, for the first time in his realm. Kyungsoo, who is also his secretary, looks like he has no clue, which makes him gloomy all day long. Or maybe he was wrong.

lay with me, waste this night away with me

Genre: Fluff, Light Angst, Smut

Rating: NC-17

Length: 6,527 w

Summary: Sugar babies are not obligated to give their sugar daddies gifts, but Kyungsoo wants to give one for Jongin. The only problem is, he’s unsure of what gift to give Jongin on his birthday.

Vanilla

Genre: ABO, Fluff, Smut, Established Relationship, Mpreg, 

Rating: R

Length: 10,594 w

Warning/Kinks: Breeding Kink

Summary: It was Crown Prince Jongin’s birthday and his mate Prince consort Kyungsoo had planned a celebration for him and a special gift after that.

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"Maybe from today onwards, I'll be better".

(I don’t like putting watermarks so, PLEASE, if you want to post these gifs somewhere GIVE CREDITS! Also, don’t use them in edits/videos. Thanks~)

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Variations on a Love Song

Author: ceruleanlight

Genre: Fluff, College!AU

Rating: NC-17

Summary: Kyungsoo is kind of, sort of, slightly, probably, mostly, head over heels in love.

Admin T’s Notes: Oh my god this is just so cute and lovely! Written really well!! Also the smut is really nice /weeps

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Admins! Do you guys know the fic where it's mpreg Chanyeol and Baekhyun and their kids are Jongin, Jongdae, Joonmyun and baby Sehun. There's also Tao and Kris and their kids were Luhan and Kyungsoo. And Xiumin was a single parent with Yixing as his kid. They're all close friends and the kids have cute relationships like Kaisoo, Sulay, Hunhan? Do you guys happen to know that fic because I totally forgot the name and can't find it D:

hey anon!  i think you may be talking about Baby Sehun! if not pop back and we’ll give it another try! happy reading!- Admin P

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Bottom!soo Fic Fest 2018 Round 1

Bottom!soo fic fest introduces their first round! Bottom!soo fic fest is a fest that centers around multiple pairings featuring bottom Kyungsoo! Please make sure to leave kudos and plenty of comments for each of the wonderful authors :D Here are the kadi fics from this round:

No buts, just beauty

Genre: wolf!au, college!au, slow burn

Rating: PG-13

Length: 34,438

Warnings: bullying

Summary: Kyungsoo’s always been told that he’s ugly. Jongin takes the time to convince him otherwise.

Never Judge a Book by Its Bloody Cover

Genre: vampire!au, paranormal investigators, slight angst

Rating: R

Length: 26,143

Summary: Kyungsoo is a supernatural investigator. He used to work alone, but his office partnered him with a vampire for his next dangerous mission. He tried to fight it, but couldn’t convince his boss. He loathed those bloody heartless creatures. He can’t fathom the hypocrisy of his office fighting the evil, but turning around and asking one of monsters to aid them. He even had to supply his own blood in case the vampire stock was out! How can he even trust the creature who is betraying his own filthy kind? However with time Kyungsoo came to learn that not all monsters are ugly.

Blue Heart

Genre: Age Gap, cross dressing

Rating: M

Length: 4,321

Warnings: infidelity, drugs mentions

Summary: One time a car stopped in the streets of Itaewon in front of Le Queen and Kyungsoo’s life took a turn.

WunderKind

Genre: college!au, angst

Rating: NC-17

Length: 67,135

Summary: Kyungsoo was happily caught in an endless cycle which he created. Everything in his life was measured precisely to what he, personally, perceived as perfection. Unknowingly to his genius-self, someone from the outside detected a severe disconnect. What would happen when his sham anchor of security was pulled from the deep.

Gravure

Genre: smut

Rating: R

Length: 3,876

Summary: Japanese AV style porn where Kyungsoo is a fake newscaster that has to act normal while getting fucked by Kai.

The Taming of the Mob Boss’ Son

Genre: mafia!au, smut

Rating: NC-17

Length: 14,162

Summary: Do Kyungsoo just wants to be young and have fun, but his father won’t let him out of the house without supervision. What happens when his new bodyguards allow him to do what he’s always wanted?

Stay Tuned

Genre: Non!au, smut

Rating: R

Length: 4,698

Summary: Kyungsoo and Jongin find out who has the best pair of lips in EXO.

Red Velvet Bottoms

Genre: friends to lovers!au, daddy kink, age gap, age switch

Rating: NC-17

Length: 2,913

Summary: Jongin loses it when he sees Kyungsoo twerking.

Look At Where We Are

Genre: sugar daddy!au, college!au

Rating: NC-17

Length: 16,583

Summary: Sugar daddy!kyungsoo who pays college student!jongin to fuck him

Occam’s Razor

Genre: religious conflict, romance 

Rating: PG-13

Length: 6,048

Summary: On the brink of losing God, Kyungsoo finds Jongin.

Mr. Hot Body

Genre: gym!au, fluff

Rating: PG-13

Length: 3,614

Summary: Kyungsoo trips on his treadmill when he sees Mr. Hot Body (Jongin, but he doesn’t know it at first) working out. He starts a hare-brained scheme of doing the most to try and get the man’s attention.

Contact (Wait Out)

Genre: soldier!au, gun kink

Rating: R

Length: 7,586

Summary: "Just please take care of me, I’m all for you.“ Seattle, Sam Kim

Dancing With Flowers

Genre: fairy!au, hybrid!au

Rating: PG

Length: 11,482

Summary: fairy kyungsoo got lost in a forest. when he sees a cave, he meets panther hybrid jongin providing him shelter in his cave for the night

Our Kind of Love

Genre: domestic!au, daddy kink, age gap, age swap

Rating: M

Length: 6,812

Summary: Kyungsoo is dating Jongin who is divorced and has a child. One morning he is eating breakfast with his son and his boyfriend when his son asks why Kyungsoo calls his dad ‘daddy’ too.

we ‘bout to go up baby, up we go

Genre: McDonald’s!au, age switch, fluff

Rating: PG-13

Length: 3,883

Summary: Where Do Kyungsoo got the shock of his life as a McDonald’s worker when one customer literally lick his ice cream on the spot because that’s what he thought ‘having here’ means.

기적의 종이 Paper of Miracle

Genre: fantasy!au, angst

Rating: R

Length: 43,301

Warnings: mentions of suicide, past abuse, past self-harm

Summary: After he died, Kyungsoo works as an agent who tracks wishes and makes it happen. He doesn’t have any memory of himself apart from his name, so it’s freaking him out when a certain wish come to him that written “Please come back to life, Do Kyungsoo.”

How to Get Your Crush to like You in One Night

Genre: Twerking, Prom, High school AU, Comedy

Rating: R

Length: 7,565

Summary: It’s the last week of high school and Kyungsoo really needs to get his crush’s attention before they graduate. What better way to do this than to twerk at prom? With an ass like Kyungsoo’s, it should be super easy for him to succeed. However, unfortunately, things don’t go according to plan at all…

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watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX

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best kaisoo daddy!kink fics? :)

SCREAMS THIS IS ADMIN T’S FAV 

Getting Down & Dirty

Let Me Come

Treat Me Like I’m Bad

Quick Rush Baby

You And Me Baby Making Love // Show Me I’m Yours

Daddy’s Love

Daddy Card

Sweetheart

Daddy, The Wall Please?

Coffee’s For Closers (baekaisoo, ADMIN A’S FIC! IT’S MY LIFE)

SCREAMS ENJOY LORD KNOWS ADMIN T IS ;w; - Admin T