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If I could just muster 1/8 of the confidence this guy possesses

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We are sleeping on crowley’s deep desire to be a super spy action hero for S3 in spite of all the evidence

He has his suave car the second they exist

He has put petrol in only once to get his James Bond bullet hole stickers

He has all his secret rendezvous locations set up with aziraphale like the bus and bandstand

He meets aziraphale on the bench in a park among other spies meeting each other

He sneaks into heaven with Muriel and disguises himself and understands how to infiltrate the hierarchy.

He has the maltise falcon in his flat

He has his whole informant rat army

He treats his temptations as a domino mass effect and things he can sneak in and out of like his phone breakdown or sneak into and manipulate like the road flags.

His 70s soho heist film and whatever is happening with shadwell

His suaveish rescue of aziraphale from the nazis

His scarlet pimpernel impression to rescue aziraphale from the guillotine (who I pronounces to be crowley’s spycrush prior to James Bond’s existence)

Might even throw in his undercover nanny work

He is ABSOLUTELY going to find a way to be Crowley the superspy hero in season three. Its gotta come up with all this already going on

ETA-

@electricarpeggio brought up the association to Jane Austen the spy and Crowley

@dontbotheraziraphale and a few others brought up his turtleneck and OMG I had to go back as I thought I remembered and YES

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I wonder if the Magnus Protocol will be a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill and licened under a creative commons atribution noncommercial sharealike 4.0 international licence

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gay sex

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X

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I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

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Source: @zagreus

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ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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Oil Paintings by Kristoffer Zetterstrand (2003)

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(this is a joke! :D - check my David on fire tag :D<3)

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i have many feels

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AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Quarterfinals

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