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Give me ass or give me death
Meyer || 18 || Gemini || he/him || Tired Trans || Disaster Bi || Somehow still avoiding an embarrassing death (with class) ||
馃拤 7/18/2018 馃拤
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concept: a comedy show with a laugh track but with just one person laughing
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Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain
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Bella: *minding her own business in the school parking lot unknowingly about to get hit by a car*
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Me: *sitting in class flipping through my day dream scenarios trying to find a new plot line to spice things up*
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really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb
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