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  +  HORNY  ON  MAIN     /     DANIEL   ‘  DANNY   ’   SUTTER     ↷     GO  TF  IN  FOR  TIT - BITS  +  WCS     !

named daniel edgar sutter.    with hope he’d accomplish something that’s worthy of such strong caucasian name but.     nicknamed danny,  dan if you want to activate his customer service  /  obnoxious dad mode and be called  honey  back.

aged  twenty - two and has a bit of a clue of what to do.      studies film but acts like he’s a philosophy major and works past-time as a useless clerk at the bookstore.

tropes include  devil in plain sight,     pretty boy,     pastime proves personality,     affably evil,   extreme libido   &   unreliable narrator.

has nothing to lose aside from his sanity.    an ironic fascination for the paranormal  /  anything spooky is gorgeous from ghosts to ghouls  &  films the shits with his death - seeking squad of demon huntin’ fucks.    a car that’s not good for anything besides fucking in local transport.       a muffled suspicion he might be one with a demon who acts up more than ever lately   —   but he’d never say that out loud.    a raging semi that never goes unnoticed.     smooth hands you don’t trust for all reasons.     an unfortunate monotone voice he corrects by exaggerating his expressions.      his dad’s sheriff hat to seduce his girlfriend with.

+   smells faintly of coconut for godawful reasons related to those smooth hands of his and organic lube choices,  do the maths.

  +  WHOMST’D’V’E DO YOU CALL  ?     /     WANTED  CONNECTIONS     ↷     GET  SOME  OR  GET  GOD - MODDED     ⁽  ʲᵏˢ  ⁾    !

the rest of the demon huntin’ idiots      /      title says it all.   it’s a group of bored fucks who have and make time to take trips out of town to locations with alleged high paranormal  activities  -   preferably demonic, to be exact   -   to  “ investigate ”  ,  “ study ” and  “ document ”.       so far it’s danny editing and filming and trixie as a honey  /  demon trap.     more editors, camera / sound peeps, researchers, mediums, aspiring demonologists, transport, etc.       every and all additions are HOT.

his sibling      /      half, adopted or full  —  we stan regardless. they live together in his mom’s home with a recently absent father that they don’t speak about for whatever self - imposed reason   —   danny’s being,      he doesn’t like wondering what happened in fear that he might know after all and thinks they’re doing just fine anyways   —  their relationship is anything from default sibling relations to ignoring each other.

his neighbor      /      this could go from bestfriends growing up that could’ve drifted apart or not,     to   ‘   i remember what you don’t when you’re puking your guts out in my trashcan because you cannot hold your fucking liquor and i hate that you think it’s a skill you can build still, you weak fuck   ’   and danny trying to choke the embarrassing truth out of them,       or other related terrible concepts !

listen…..  absolutely anything else.      better or worse,  i’m here and ready.

#suburbs.intro #he looks like joel courtney in that gif.... another bland hwhite boy .... the Brand... #ANYWAYS SMASH THAT MFN LIKE IF YA WANNA !

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     +     UHHHHHH   IS  IT  JANIS  AND   A   MASCOT  4  NO  REASON    ???     [  tech  guy  vc  ]  heh  well  it’s  a  yes  and  no  ,  u  see------   jks  ps  been  open  &  i  was  having  a  #moment  n  thats  about  it  now  onto  the  juicy  shite  we  hop  ,  shall  we   !    aka   -   hi  ,  hey  ,  henlo   -  i’m  janis  ,  an  unfortunate  soul  going  by  she  /  her  pronouns  and  foul  aesthetics  that  mirror  my  [ redacted ]  .  gmt  demon  so  you  know  whats  down     (  late  n  here  2  constipate  if  u  don’t   )     my  hort  currently  belongs  to  beach  house  putting  me  in  my  cancer  place  ,  banks’  every  intake  of  breath  and  every  single  aspect  of  this   group  .   intros  are  absolutely  on  their  way  but  bc  they’re  separate  (  bc  i  never  shut  up  ,  shauna  )   i  figured  i’d  make  this  1st  it’s  absolutely  useless  but  YES  stay  tuned  if  you’d  like  or  hmu   &  have  a  lovely day/nite  xx

#* ᵒᵒᶜ / tbd. #i mite take a nap but im ADDING to this + tagging it proper after xx #also getting back to ims as well BIG SMOOCHES