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Muggle-born students being taught about the spell obliviate and immediately declaring their wands ‘neuralyzers’ and spending the rest of the day erasing people’s memories and quoting Men In Black, much to the confusion of the purebloods. But there’s this one muggle-born professor who thinks it’s hilarious and proclaims himself Agent K and magics up black sunglasses for all the people who get it and they spend the day annoying the hell out of everyone. 

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August 6th 1806- The Holy Roman Empire officially dissolves

Also the day their promise broke 

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So guys here’s a dealio

I have a story concept I want to write and want to know if you guys like it

if this gets 200 notes by august 4th i will post my story idea then for feedback

the more positive feedback the more likely I will be to start writing

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#yo #im fixing my theme and I need tags

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ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴsᴘɪʀᴇᴅ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ (sᴏᴍᴇ ɴsғᴡ).

❝I was hoping you would have like a gnarly scar. Add character… And mystery.❞

❝You’re slutty, not easy. There’s a difference, semantically.❞

❝Oh I just want to put her in a bag of rocks and drop her in the river.❞

❝I’m all about giving. I’m like a bean-flicking Mother Teresa.❞

❝Seriously, enough clitorference.❞

❝If grateful paid the bills, we’d all be fuckin’ Bill Gates!❞

❝I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.❞

❝The system’s fucked.❞

❝Do not defend your boner to me right now!❞

❝This one got away, but I swear to you I will die before I see that happen again. I will keep you safe.❞

❝I’m feeling some sapphic vibes comin’ off you.❞

❝Why did you take us to a gay bath house?❞

❝You know I can promise you that I’ve never been saner than I am right now.❞

❝I have mastered the art of shutting people off.❞

❝I made her come vaginally. Do you even know how hard that is to do? My point is…I don’t even know what my point is anymore.❞

❝You live on a slippery slope, kid, but for some reason you keep doing rain dances. Good luck.❞

❝I think I’ve moved beyond stress to something more deeply disturbing.❞

❝I love you and I fucking hate you.❞

❝Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?❞

❝Lesbian request denied.❞

❝That’s what love is like       it’s like coming home.❞

❝You got some fucked up priorities.❞

❝It’s not like I’m exactly overwhelmed with the possibilities.❞

❝Too hetero?❞

❝You’re supposed to be my family.❞

❝I always miss you until you’re here.❞

❝Don’t you fucking leave me.❞

❝Were you trying to pimp me out?❞

❝You know, another layer of icing on a shit cake does not make it taste good.❞

❝Oh, so here’s the thing     no.❞

❝Adventure is just hardship with an inflated sense of self.❞

❝No, this is divine retribution.❞

❝Do not project your conscience onto me.❞

❝I will fuck you. Literally.❞

❝I heart you.❞

❝You don’t just turn gay, you fall somewhere on a spectrum, like a Kinsey scale.❞

❝I would like to stress that I think this is truly fuckin’ stupid.❞

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"Believe it or not, my sense of humor isn't infinite. And you're pretty hard to like."

"I've only punished you when you've misbehaved."

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"Go fuck yourself." The Prussian snarled, too lazy to come up with something better.

Olivia pouted. "C'mon, play nice."

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"The bear gonna be okay?" She whispered as they clicked up on the chain. As they neared the top, a maniacal grin spread across her face.

"N-not police… I-I ment dogs…" he paused thinking a moment as he was dragged along "have you gotten into alot of trouble then?"

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"Kind..." JUlchen bit her lip, still trying to find a way out of this hopeless situation.

Olivia tugged the German into the next room, grinning brightly. "Now then Lemon Drop, you shouldn't have any more problems, right?" Before Monika could respond, the English woman had stood up on tiptoe to kiss her again.

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"That's exactly what we're up to, dear." Olivia explained. When Monika tried to run to Julchen, Olivia pulled her to a stop. "If you tick off Luci, she won't be as nice as I am, Lemon Drop. Think before you do anything silly."

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                                                 some call it “arrogance”,                                                              i call it “C O N F I D E N C E.”

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Olivia smiled blithely as she untied the other wrist and grabbed her forearm with enough force to remind the German to stay on her best behavior as the Englishwoman tugged the German to her feet.

Julchen growled "Y'anno, most people use a sharpie." Seeing her sister rise, she called the German's name, pulling at the ropes.

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Julchen squeezed her eyes shut, determined not to make a sound through the ordeal.

"Whoopsies~" Olivia dodged it neatly and grabbed Monika's arm as the fist flew past her face. Not changing her 'Oh, you silly thing you' expression, the English woman broke the bones in Monika's forearm with an audible snap. "Do I have to do that to the other one too?"