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laios’ shirt fighting for it’s life

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poor zag

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fun petplay idea:

have a movie night or marathon of a sort with your pet, starting very casual, but with the condition that they need to wear their collar the entire time.

at a random point while you're cuddling, or if they're about to get up to do something like go to the kitchen, stop them. then, walk up to them, and click a long, chain leash around their collar. say that you'll be guiding them around tonight.

while you're close together later, start sneakily wrapping some of the chain around your hand or arm. do it a few times until they decide to move around again, and let them realize that the chain has gotten shorter. the moment they point it out, yank them towards you and wrap it around again, one more time.

every time they hear the chain from now on, they'll be aware that their radius is shrinking and shrinking, forced closer and closer to you.

any time they disobey, wrap it around your hand.

any time they obey, wrap it around your hand.

any time they look at the leash, do it again.

find any reason to shorten it, and find them getting more and more puppylike as you do it.

get up randomly and decide to lead them somewhere, the place doesn't matter. do it without warning, without pausing the movie, and don't tell them where. if they complain, bring it closer.

by time the movie is getting near the end, their leash will be too. be constantly petting them and giving them attention, and after a while, start to wrap the remaining amount around in a steady rhythm. their head will be lead towards you; if they look away hold their chin and bring them to meet your eyes.

stare deeply into them with every final wrap of the chain. let them feel that inescapability. let them feel the submission. let them feel the slight fear, even.

and, right when they're face to face with you, breathing deeply and feeling your breath gently grace their face,

unclick the leash.

then, just see what they do next. it's sure to be fun no matter what.

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as foretold

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the photographer took pictures of this cat before and after calling her beautiful:

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hades dump #3

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taking a drivers test in 45 minutes very nervy

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every morning i go out onto the farm and ring a gong at the perfect resonant frequency of one of my pigs, causing it to disassemble into perfectly cooked breakfast meats

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i love you melinoë i love you zagreus i love you siblings who i have never seen interact <3

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He better hold up his end of the deal

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hrt will unlock new emotions in you, like crying and gay and crying and breasting boobily and crying and crying and crying and crying and-

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this is stupid

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dunmeshi meme texts pt.2

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when you split up parts of yourself between your ocs

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dunmeshi meme texts pt.2

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imagine ur mortal enemies with a vampire and they just fucking. take a nap until you die. 100 years later they wake up like “i win” how embarrassing,,,