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having feelings about pimms but if Jack never dropped out of the draft so they don't break up so they continue to have a not so healthy relationship bc neither of them got the character building from canon and what if they came out together like jack and bitty bc parallels but they were super messy bc jack never went to rehab and Kent never got his cat or the hockey team equivalent of timeout away from jack to think about his crimes and they never figure out how to stop constantly competing against each other but also the world or how to address their own issues

basically what if they were stuck with each other and rotted each other from the inside out

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nursey looking concerned & comforting a shaking angry dex 

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shitposting today.. choose your fighter

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on a certain level. for me. being a fan of an nhl team is not about being a fan of good hockey. it's about, fundamentally, being deeply obsessed with a specific group of coworkers in a hockey themed work environment

#which is why i will be following my emotional support hockey players to fucking utah #irl hockey

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lardo referred to alicia as a milf in front of jack once and he didnt speak to her for a week

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Inspired by @zimmerwhore, who has inspired me to create McDonalds Sprite Crispy Jack Zimmermann™

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the coyotes are taking me places i wouldn’t go with a gun (fucking utah)

#irl hockey #coyotes

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1. What Were You Gonna Say Before Deflecting Eric Richard Bittle

2. bitty assuming he won't see jack all summer and potentially for longer. jack assuming bitty knew he'd drive up before the season started. there's something here about bitty's abandonment issues and how he assumes jack won't wanna make time to see him but also how jack is so giving with his love (and also so bad at communicating his feelings) that upon hearing this he's just like what? of course i'll come see you. of course of course of course i will.

eric "who could love me" bittle versus jack "i love him on purpose" zimmermann and jack "i am unworthy" zimmermann versus eric "i love him on purpose" bittle

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aww the things we do for love, eh dex?

@gayhockeycomic the babes feat. a hat I can’t believe I don’t own

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you can’t tell me his summer job isn’t a bartender at a gay club, I mean

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We need to launch Gary Bettman into the sun

#having a very normal time with this (<- me when i lie) #irl hockey

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… i may have impulse-ordered a guenther desert night jersey

#irl hockey #coping with this potential utah business very well actually

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just caught up on all the coyotes relocation rumors

#irl hockey #go yotes am i right

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2023-24 Pittsburgh Penguins

#i think they should take a photo of a group of penguins in antarctica #and then photoshop the players heads onto those instead #<- prev tags omg #irl hockey

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when bitty will be famous he’ll go on red carpets and bring jack along and though everyone knows jack doesn’t like this, he must be really used to being on red carpets at this point, except that when it’s time for posing for photos, jack doesn’t even look at the camera but at bitty, and there are dozens of montages on the internet with all of jack zimmermann’s red carpet heart eyes. fans literally gather together for red carpets. “will he do it this time? will he? will– OH he’s doing the THING” 

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Angsty thought of the day.. Bitty never changed his emergency contact from Jack after they break up in providence and jack has to come LEAVE PRACTICE to pick him up after he faints at work with the flu

#👀 would love to read more

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Check, Please! as a Netflix Original Series • Year One Read Here • Template • Click For Better Quality

The sad part is, I can tell he’s lying not because of the library part? But because he’d never leave a pie unattended.

#i’m still here btw #i need this so bad