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If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

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i mean at this point I don’t see how asagiri could possibly make them any gayer

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witnessing all those dumbass redditors and youtubers being like OMG AVENTURINE WASNT EVIL IM SOO SORRY like yeah you should be and you should be apologizing to ME too for making me see your stupid comments and getting mad at you. and you should also come to my house with a bat and hand me the bat and get on your knees and let me beat you with it. fuckers. always bet on aventurine.

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Yalls... my online friend jus MIGHT be a red flag

We both play genshin and hrs and she hates Kaeya and idk why to this day

I love him and his lore and relate to him a lot...

She hates Luocha because he carries a casket and that's weird

She told me how her friends is in love with the green animatronic from security breach and would smash him...

She hates Aventurine because he was being a asshole in the quests...

I watched someone play through it since I'm a new player, and I couldn't find the assholeness (unless I didn't notice it)

AND THATS NOT MENTIONING ANY OTHER GAMES WE PLAY TOGETHER

Like obey me the game (NOT THE MANHWA)

My favorite chars is Asmo, Mammon and Satan (not in order)

She hates Asmo and Mammon and shames me for it, but she loves Satan and Luci

Yet somehow we've been friends--best friends even for 2 years... despite absolutely hating all the chars I like in anything

Not a big deal but found it funny

#idk how we're friends ngl #probably overthinking #and shit but... #SHE HATES ALL THE CHARS I LIKE #AND SHAMES ME FOR IT #as if i should be embarrassed to like those chars #i love her but i need a friend who plays these games and like the same chars to ramble about lore to #cuz i ramble to her and shes like no just no

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Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

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A clear example of FAKE IDGAFUCKER

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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

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Dick: You don’t want Tim to die

Dick: And I don’t want Tim to die

Dick: Now we just gotta make sure Tim doesn’t want Tim to die

Bruce: Fantastic plan but have you met Tim

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Me with drawing but I refuse to seek out formal training because it started as a hobby and it'll stay as a hobby

being self-taught in any type of practice will eventually lead to you having to seek out formal learning resources to bridge what you think is a trivial knowledge gap and realizing that you've been operating similarly to that french guy who went about his daily life unknowingly missing 90% of his brain

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Cat’s in the bag

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does anyone have that unsettling oil painting of a dark window with a sheet leading out into the darkness? it did the rounds on tumblr a while ago and i need itttt

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“Don’t wait until the last minute to do your assignments!”

listen. I don’t. But I am always trapped in a vicious cycle.

And the only thing that breaks this cycle is the dread of an imminent deadline

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you’d think the guy who canonically called non-sorcerers monkeys and started a whole cult dedicated to killing all of them would be the racist one, and yet…