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every time i have a problem i ask myself this important question

what

the

fuck

is

going

on

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So Brie Larson, the woman who plays Captain Marvel, is friends with Ryan Ross if you dont know 

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matteo really said more during that one conversation than he has in the past two seasons combined

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Matteo is not used having a will

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jonas: hey, matteo?

matteo, sighing: that’s what david calls me

jonas: yeah, because it’s your fucking name

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*Sara kisses Matteo in front of David*

Matteo: Can you stop kissing me in front of my boyfriend?

Sara: What?

David: What?

Matteo: ….

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something david and eliott have in common is that they only own one outfit and that’s all they wear

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Matteo : I have a confession. Before we started dating, during the mottowoche, I hallucinated you, walking in slow motion, and twirling, in the middle of the corridor.

David : It wasn’t a hallucination.

Matteo : …

David : *blushing* I had seen a documentary about peacocks the night before, I was trying to impress you…

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At this point, i really can’t imagine Matteos love interest being anyone else, Druck really nailed that, as did the actors

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who would have thought that beanie boys beanie would have a bigger part in the show

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i think matteo and david would be the type of couple that are always touching. just in small ways, like they’re laying in bed doing their own thing but matteo’s legs are over david’s lap

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lowkey think if the quiz said matteo was 100% gay he would have been like ‘well if it says so then it must be 🤷🏽‍♂️’

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(lover please stay by nothing but thieves as a davenzi song if you wanna cry)

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lukas alexander: *improvises being a dumbass on a bus*

me:

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if you think your character cant be improved by giving them a spiked bat youre wrong