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((ehehehe welcome back to hel-- wait where is everybody

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Hiatus

((i promise i’ll get back to your threads give me about a couple days. once school starts the 9th i’ll also be very sparse so be prepared for that as well. ^^;

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((Sorry about the small hiatus, dealing with a massive shift in special interests right now and i’m finding it hard to focus on any one thing. I promise i’m not ignoring any of you guys ; v ;

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How about another aesthetic meme? This time instead of copying/paste and then bolding the options, why not input your own PERSONAL aesthetics of your character!

Please do not reblog!; repost with your own character’s aesthetics! Remember do not COPY AND PASTE my character’s aesthetics but repost with your own personal aesthetics!

  greenhouses - jogging at 6am - staying up late playing video games - getting coffee alone - game merchandise - sleeping with the tv on - overly buttery popcorn - overly sugary candy - human biology posters - doing cool tricks with playing cards (cause you don’t know any games) - reading your own tarot - keeping a diary - baby animals - generic facebook memes - old batteries - old pickup trucks - board shorts and flip flops - wet hair - soft tummies - home workout equipment - the middle school football team - boxed macaroni and cheese - windows foggy from the rain - drawing smiley faces on said fog - zodiac posts - becoming overwhelmed at a nightclub - eating soup when you’re sick

i tag: literally anyone and it’d be cool if you tagged me so i could see ^^

#look love it's me! (wheatley) #ace of fours (meme)

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polychr0matics:

♡ – Arthur began walking as Wheatley rambled on about everything and nothing, still holding onto his wrist for the sake of making sure he could catch up. There wasn’t even that much of a height difference between the two–about three inches at the most–but the counsellor had the habit of walking a bit too fast when he was even slightly driven to go somewhere.

“ I wouldn’t be a therapist if I didn’t know about therapy, gorgeous, ” He quipped, seemingly amused, “ Of course, I’m far from being the best of the best. But I suppose it’s good enough for Aperture. ”

The walk to his office wasn’t especially long, on account of how fast they were going. He let go of Wheatley’s arm and unlocked the door with a swipe of a keycard. Technically he wasn’t even supposed to have patients in the office after hours, but Wheatley technically wasn’t a patient either. 

He held the door open with flourish, smiling widely, “ After you. ”

  “G-g-gorg- a-ahem, right, o-of course” Wheatley cleared his throat and followed along silently, for once in his life. It wasn’t that he thought the man was flirting with him or anything, really he figured he must treat everyone this way. Part of the councilor charm, perhaps? Nothing to get worked up over, really. Wheatley, whether he knows it or not, just gets flustered easily. Makes sense, seeing as no one ever gives him positive attention ever. 

  Wheatley shook his head at his thoughts, since they had reached the office. He playfully nodded his head at being beckoned in and, looking around, as he had never seen this room before, Wheatley took in the aesthetic of the place. So there he stood in the middle of the room, fiddling with his bow tie and looking like an udder goof.

#i promise i'm not trying to force shipping or anything #he literally gets super flustered ri p #aperture activities (thread) #Human!Wheatley (him) #polychr0matics (you) #Halls of Science (verse) #also sorry if this one was a bit off #it's 3am :^)

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((continued for @employee-210 

  Wheatley nearly jumped out of his skin in that very instant. He knew he was dead, that was it, end of the line, time to kick the bucket- wait, where was the scream even coming from?

  After a brief and very mild panic-y episode featuring more expletives on how dead he was, he looked back to the elevator to notice... it was open slightly? And there was someone- oh god there’s someone there they’re hurt fucking hell what do I do come on Wheatley move! 

  Thankfully he seemed to be able to get himself in gear quick enough before the elevator started to move, god forbid. In no time flat he was back across the room to where he started. The doors were easily pried open by the well toned young man, and the woman pulled out by the same previously assaulted hand because of some pretty logical thinking on Wheatley’s part.

  “Oh god are you ok? A-are you alright can you speak? Is anything broken? Come on stay with me love breathe!” The boy was definitely overreacting and near tears. Wow.

#Human!Wheatley (him) #employee210 (you) #son of a science man (verse) #The Stanley Parable (au) #Crossover (au)

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oncealone-notanymore:

He chuckled at Wheatley’s reaction to Galaxy, a smile beginning to form. It was somehow adorable to Damian to see the feline friend afraid of someone that seemed so harmless, so kind. It didn’t take long for her to lower her fur and to sniff Wheatley by the hand or what seemed like a hand.

“Yeah, she really gets frightened easily but as long as you don’t harm ‘er then she really warms up to ya. She’s not that easy to harm, despite the missing- huh?” The question wasn’t one he had expected. Not many asked nor cared about his well being and this was coming from someone he had never met before.

“I-yeah yeah, I’m alright. I just-uh, haven’t met many that liked me? At all? Jerks would be an understatement, if you ask me.” Others? As in, other workers? Did the boss count as an ‘other?’

  “Ah, alright, just checking to make sure. I’m sure you’re a lovely person, like myself! Lovely people tend to get the runt of things, I’ve found. Unfortunate, really, they don’t know what they’re missing out on...” 

  Wheatley didn’t sound too terribly convinced of his own words, to say the least. He managed to get a couple fingers on the top of the cat’s head, giving it little scritches to the beast and hoping to elicit some form of positive response. 

  “But you know who’s the worst? That blasted Rick. ‘Adventure Core’ is what they called him. I guarantee the bloke’s a blasted coward! And what’s worst, the one’s that aren’t jerks are annoying as all get out! Take Ginger for example. Friendly enough lady, but she’s just, augh! She’s too positive! It makes you sick, you know? I’m sure you know what I’m talking about, ey mate?”

#aperture activities (thread) #Halls of Science (verse) #Crossover (au) #The Stanley Parable (au) #Android!Wheatley (him) #oncealone-notanymore (you)

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((yall i can’t believe I have 110 followers on this blog it’s wild. and that is with blocking all the po//rn bots lmao. if anyone ever needs a promo i’m ur guy ok. i mean i’m sure there are others out there with more followers but like. i’ll promo you don’t worry about it

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“Hey lady…          —         Wanna go to spxce?”

#get a load of this! (promo) #reminder that this blog still exists and i love them #i'll add more of an about and verses and shit #like rn im about to do that wowie

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polychr0matics:

♡ – He let out a single bark of laughter and downed the rest of his eggnog before he followed Wheatley. Along the way, he was stopped by a few of his co-workers, who he quickly dismissed to catch up with the one who waited for him at the door. Just some business to take care of, he said, he’ll be back later.

Not that Arthur really was going back to the party. Sure, he was quite the people person. But staying in a room full of his intoxicated colleagues was not his ideal way to spend a night.

“ I would prefer it if people told me things. It definitely makes my job easier, no? ” The corner of his mouth lifted slightly in a lopsided smile as he grabbed Wheatley by the wrist. It was an easier way to lead him to his office, but perhaps he should have asked first.

  Wheatley yelped out in surprise at the action, but quickly hid it with a smile. Out of the corner of his eye, he could see coworkers snickering at the two (or, in his mind, just him) but he could ignore it. He grew used to the treatment.

  “R-right, I suppose that’s true. Can’t be a therapist if there isn’t a little talking going on, ey? That’s the, the uh whole point of therapy... I think. Talking, back and forth, the ehm, the exchanging of words, if you will. Fascinating stuff, could talk about therapy all day. But I won’t, cause you already know it all, I assume. Could only be the best of the best if you work here, no doubt.” He took a breath. “Well then, s’pose we’re off then hm? To the ol’ office, erm, counselor's office.”

#aperture activities (thread) #Human!Wheatley (him) #polychr0matics (you) #Halls of Science (verse)

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😊 for me to make a starter based off the first thing in your wanted plots tag

  “If I take too long, feel free to take the elevator to the seventh floor. Look for me in office 723. Love - Mom” Wheatley read the note for possibly the sixtieth time, examining the scrap of paper. It had been about twenty minutes since his mother entered her place of work. Was that long enough? She said she’d only be delivering the parts. Perhaps she decided to install them too?

  He sighed, exiting the car, the crisp November air picking at his skin, even in the parking garage, which was oddly a lot more empty than he remembered. He shrugged this off, perhaps people left for lunch and he hadn’t noticed. He made his way over to the building, which had only elevators for an entrance. 

  ‘Right, seventh floor then.’ And up he went. 

  When the elevator slowed to a stop, and the doors slid open, Wheatley was met with a perfectly average scene. Cubicles filled the space before him, and doors with numbers on them surrounded them. It didn’t take him long to find the right office. But when he slid the door open, no one was there. In fact, upon further inspection, it seemed no one was here at all. Where had they all gone? Were they all in a meeting, or out to lunch?

  “H-hullo?” his voice echoed throughout the empty room. There was no sound except for that of the computers’ hums. 

#i hope this is ok!! #i've only ever seen ppl play the stanley parable i've never played it myself #so i hope it's fairly accurate #human!wheatley (him) #he'll be about 18 for this ok? #employee210 (you) #son of a science man (verse) #well what are you waiting for mate? (starter) #employee-210

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Send me a color and I’ll write a drabble with our muses with that color as the theme.

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Fudoh: The New Generation, Takashi Miike (1996)

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Stranger things

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