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I don’t know if anyone outside of my town really realises that a second Spongebob movie is being made, and Antonio Banderas is a pirate in it.

They were filming this on what is basically our main street downtown and I can’t describe how surprised I was and how hard I laughed when I looked up and saw Antonio Banderas barrelling down the street on a pirate ship as he screamed.

I just thought the world needed to know about this momentous occasion

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"hey, do you remember that time in sixth grade when yo-"

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reblog if your name isn't Hans.

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

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i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face

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Now You Know (Source)

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attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

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finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life

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watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

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everyone: are you okay

everyone: you look tired

everyone: you look upset

everyone: you look confused

everyone: are you mad at me

everyone: what happened to you

everyone: are you sick

me: IT'S MY FACE

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Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.

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accurate scientific research

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i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else

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It’s 7pm on valentines day and they only buying cards now u already know these men sleepin on the couch

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