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The magic of a scorching summer evening
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It's easy to think you'd be able to do something when you know that you'd never have to actually do it.
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they thells she shells by the he whore
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Still really funny that Marvel named a movie โEndgameโ and sold it as the final culmination of the MCU where they killed off two main characters and retired a third and then were shocked when people started loosing interest in the MCU after that
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i dont think i was put on this earth to spend 40 hours a week doing any one thing
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working hard at the sunk cost factory
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heโs got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV
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OK but for real real? I was raised by a evangelical mother and a catholic father and I can 100% tell you that compared to evangelicals catholics enjoy life more.
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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny
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randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.
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the wicked strike of jubjub's past
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