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Dear human we are going to touch you we are freaky sincerely the zombies

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hey can we talk about the fact that during our last battle that strange wizard we let join the party shouted "evil blast!" and then black lightning bursted from their fingertips?

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Tragic: this song's actual lyrics don't fit my blorbo as well as the lyrics I misheard

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me when i definitely don’t have plany off time: oobh i got plany off time

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Hey just want to let you know that we unmoored your boyfriend from time. Yeah sorry he’s going to eternally wander through past, present, and future, always missing what he has, forgetting what he is, and remembering what he will become. He’s stricken by the profound futilities. Yeah sorry it’s permanent.

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random but i'm very glad that we all got over the "It's not TECHNICALLY a bug unless blah blah blah" thing.

if he's a little guy he's a bug. dragonfly is bug, praying mantis is bug, isopod is bug, millipede is bug. Ladybug is EXTRA bug.

Bug is a great word and useful

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me: hey 

tumblr classics major who really likes halsey and thinks that the romantic poets were the only people to ever make contributions to english literature: you once made flowers grow within my ribcage but you were like icarus flying too close to the sun and your ichor wings are melting and now divinity stains your bronze fingertips like a pomegranate and you are holy holy holy 

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Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

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a woman alone will download pdfs. two women together will send links and articles. three or more women? that’s a library

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Continually filling your mutual's dash with your blorbo like some sort of missionary trying to convert them

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*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die

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Sorry for loving Hole I just love hearing women scream