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love how Witch Tumblr and Wizard Tumblr are both active and well-populated parts of Tumblr that have almost 0 overlap
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*examines your pdf folder* have you read them all?
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this whole ouroboros thing keeps coming back to bite me in the ass
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fairytales which tell you to be both kind and clever fairytales that say to be kind is to be clever and to be clever is to be kind fairytales that say the cleverest thing you can ever do is choose kindness and that cruelty or thoughtlessness are always foolish but not kindness never kindness
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scylla Mouth perfec t size for put sailor in to s\ail! inside very Soft and Comfort sailor sail safely put sailor in Scylla Mouth. Put Sailor In Scylla Mouth. no problems ever in scyylla mouth because good Shape and Support for sailor ship weak of big ship mast. Ascylla Mouth yes a place for a sailor put sailor in scylla mouth can trust scylla for giveing good love to sailor. friend scylla
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Kitty Pryde in Avengers Annual Vol 1 #10
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My Stardew Valley hot take is that I simply do not think the fishing minigame is as bad as people make it out to be
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biggest fantasy in bg3 is the concept of a long rest. you just go to sleep on the ground & wake up feeling refreshed. can’t even do that in my own bed. i’d get 16 hours of sleep and be like damn guys yeah sorry. i still can’t do my spells. it’s a melee day. then again i slept on my arm weird too…….
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]
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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”
Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.
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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either
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