wetlandwanderer

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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

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Saw this and was immediately excited and then in the same moment knew I had to share it with @pillowspace

Pspsps come see the sea slug with me

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check out literally just sitting outside if u can. the hobby of the summer

#don’t mind if I do

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please reblog for sample size uwu

#have a fun world building idea!

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the science bitch urge to correct all common misinformation when it appears vs the knowledge that people hate that bitch actually

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BIG SILLY?

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there is so much intimacy in creating something together

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I have the same reaction to cockroaches that most people have towards cats. like when I see one I have to go up to it and say hi and tell it it’s cute and maybe try to pick it up. and most of the time it runs away from me but that’s okay because I got to see a cockroach :)

#oh I love pepper roaches so much #my entomology professor had a few in college and they were always so cool to interact with

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I'm still fussing with it here and there, but

Here is the official cover reveal for my upcoming book, THE CICADAS OF NORTH AMERICA!

Preorders are available NOW at www.OwlflyLLC.com/publications !!!

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This is my favourite interview strategy

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Ok idk who came up with making a "cleaningsona" but that hack works so damn well?? I absolutely cannot clean my room until I put on my most Victorian blouse, my fangs, start playing my funky little vampire playlist, and pretend I'm an 800 year old immortal who's bittersweet about packing up and moving to a new town with a new identity because locals are starting to catch on that I'm a vampire

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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“you’re 21 you should be at the club” i should be sprinting downwind on all fours in the mist covered wetlands of Oregon but we all can’t have what we want now can we

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they are like brothers to me. do you understand

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i think we should all consider getting emotional over this xkcd. as a group. let's get emotional about it

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i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

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sunlight

#gif #art