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AU where someone (Boss, Dalton, Brandt, an Actually Alive Rita) fishes Blaine out of the well.

#iZombie #Blaine DeBeers

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listen i know that character died but listen…….that character isnt dead

#Rita

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          Elle nodded as he spoke, not bothered at all by the gory subject being discussed at the breakfast table. Ah, so they were like in the movies. Her aim was decent, so this shouldn’t be too dangerous. “That plan will work too. However you want to do it is fine with me, as long as I can help. As long as they know not to pull a stunt like this again, then mission accomplished.” As long as Elle got to witness the fear in their eyes, she would be satisfied. As for the threat of his former boss, eyes widened slightly at the thought before she reached over to click a hidden button under the table. “Not everyone can shoot lightning from their fingers. At one point, my power faded for a short time, so since then I’ve learned to be prepared.” As she spoke, a portion of the wall opened up to reveal a small treasure trove of guns and various explosives. “Whatever you need, I got you, sweety.”

        “Appreciate it... and if I ever start to take it for granted? Zap some sense back into me. In the past twenty-four hours I’ve got my memories back, a new girl who happens to be cool, cute, and capable... with freakin’ superpowers, and a second chance. The boys gotta learn their lesson, make no mistake I’m not going to let it slide, but I’ve got my eyes on the future.” One with his new partner, enforcer, whatever she wanted to be at his side. “And if you need anything? Just say the word.”

#cuteasslotsofsass

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Daddy issues, megalomania, greed.

#ooh

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imrosemciver: And squad. Missing @robertearlbuckley and @rahulkohli13 💕

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          At his reply, she leaned up to kiss his chin. “Perfect. See, I’m not too good to be true. Now with that taken care of, my darling…” Elle’s voice trailed off as she focused on getting just the right amount of honey in her biscuit before putting bacon in it. Too much, and it ran out. Too little, and she couldn’t taste it well. “Let’s discuss how we’re going to punish your friends for deceiving you and make sure they don’t do it again. I figure you walk in and look at them for a moment with your sexy if looks could kill stare. Once they begin being rude to you, that’s when I come in and show them they’re messing with the wrong man. By the time I’m finished with them, they will literally be kissing your feet,” she said before giving her food a somewhat violent bite.

         "Well, they’re zombies. Zombies are hard to kill. Only known ways that I’m aware of are to blow them up, or deliver a headshot. Has to pass through the brain. There was some sort of anti-cure that basically melted them from the inside, but it’d be too much trouble to recreate that when there are quicker, simpler, ways.” Blaine shrugged, smirking at Elle’s ‘sexy’ remark as he took a bite of his own food. “They can feel pain, though. I was thinking of a simple introduction. ‘Hey boys, I got my memory back. By the way, this is Elle. You step out of line or screw me over again, and she’ll fry you.’ Then give them a taste as a warning. I’m more concerned with my former employer, who slit my throat. Once he finds out I’m alive... well, we should deal with him before that.”

#cuteasslotsofsass

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“Ugh.” She drawled the single syllable word dramatically and frowned at her speaker phone. “This sounds like applying myself.” Swiveling around in the chair once she picked up her purse and cat eye sunglasses. He was better off calling her considering Rita always picked up her cell. “Stone likes cash. Do you have a lucky lotto number or should I just guess his usual dollar amount?” 

“Maybe so... but we both know you’re capable. Reliable.” Something her father took for granted, but Blaine himself tried not to. He’d say as much, but that would probably come across as manipulative, wouldn’t it? “His normal fee, I’d imagine. When this is all cleared up, I have some emergency funds courtesy of my inhertiance. Don thought we were bankrupt before this Fillmore-Graves deal, but...”

Blaine bit his lip, shrugging to himself. “Still have the old mansion as well. May need to stay there for a while, from what I hear the Estate went up in flames. Will need to be rebuilt.” They were blaming it on the Dead-Enders, but it had truly been Don E. and Tanner, to get rid of any incriminating evidence. He had given specific instructions that all of Rita’s belongings were to be moved out before it was set aflame.

“...Lot of bad memories there, though. I was thinking, maybe once I’m in the clear, I might sell the place. We can smuggle ourselves out of the city, retire to a quiet island or something. Take a hands-off approach. Before I was brought in, I saw an article about these diseased brains acting as zombie cures. Could arrange to buy us each a brain... just... forget about all this. Live it up far away from New Seattle. Let Ravi and the CDC work out a cure, and... at least we’d be alive. We’d be free, and still have enough to maintain our lifestyles.”

#fairisfair

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what they say: oh how can you ship that, one of the characters is a bad person, are you a survivor using the ship for coping?

what they mean: i have little to no understanding of how fiction works and how people interact with it. i genuinely believe enjoying actions in fiction means condoning them in reality, and i don't have any understanding of the transformative nature of fandom. i think it's my job to go around to people i don't even know and demand they submit their extremely personal history of trauma to me so that i might decide if they are Traumatized Enough to be permitted to enjoy their fictional content. and by logical extension, if someone is unwilling to submit to this query of their background or if they *aren't* Traumatized Enough, then they are a Bad Person and I will start a hate campaign against them about how they get off to IRL abuse/rape. and i'll pat myself on the back as i do it because i'm more Pure than they are, i am a Better Person, and that insulates me from having to do any critical thinking about fiction in my entire life. (also i am lowkey jealous that fandom enjoys things that i don't like so i'm just THRILLED to have an excuse to shit on the people who like the thing that i don't.)

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[Hope to do more around here soon. The finale underwhelmed me so I took a step back, and also I’ve just been busy, but. Soon.]

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Blaine DeBeers + singing

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Well those Don E. bits have aged well haven’t they... 👉😭👉

Blaine DeBeers - Hurt

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We should have seen Blaine having escaped the well ten years later, and he should have been wearing glasses. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

#*slides Rob Thomas $5* #Let Blaine wear glasses