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Fics that grasp exactly how batshit crazy and over protective Yue Qingyuan would be as a parent — especially over a child that resembles Shen Jiu —are fantastic, I’m all for this mad man going rivers of blood and scorched earth over someone hurting his kid. But I ask you all to consider the comedy potential of that same energy in a low stakes modern au. Yue Qingyuan staying up into the night creating a 12 step plan to destroy the kid who pushed Shen Yuan (because of course SY is his kid) off the swing at the park. Refusing business deals with the parent of the kid that called Shen Yuan a buttface. Researching if he can sue children when someone takes Shen Yuan’s toy dinosaur at daycare.

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Made this for u 💝

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obsessed with him

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First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

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First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

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hello, little priest

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Sparring Partners

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task manager kill this man

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I miss the pre-New 52 Tim and Jason dynamic so much. It was basically Jason beating the fuck out of Tim well being all "nothing personal kid I just hate everything about you, your existence and the fact you're breathing right now" and Tim spitting up blood going "what if your mother was a whore, kill yourself" and Jason just deciding right then and there that this kid is his favourite person. Then it just turned into a Tom and Jerry hunt across the city where Jason keeps hitting Tim with the "join me, be my robin" and Tim kicks him in the balls.

#I know I’ve already reblogged this buts my actual fav dynamic so I’ll reblog again

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Ink Artwork by Endre Penovác

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tim: sweet dog you got there. gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog. tim: still training huh? gordon: red robin.. what do you mean? tim: ... tim: nevermind...

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new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

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funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

#is this timkon?

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Jason using his guns as blunt weapons is so funny like imagine ur getting shot at by the Red Hood, he runs out of ammo, you think you have a chance and he just throws the fucking pistol at you