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i finished knitting this hat during one of my classes

(thats my teacher modeling it) and he liked it so much so i used the leftover yarn to make a mini version for his chameleon

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this kitten looks like bb-8

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Heartwarming Pics Of Children Who Were Just Adopted

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i mean. it’s not hard to see. why do you think trump has been practically begging millennials to vote for bernie sanders? he’s tweeted it about fifty times. he brings it up at the debate. you think that’s cause he’s looking out for you?

even bernie sanders is saying please, no, don’t write me in, this is not the time for a protest vote. you gonna listen to trump instead of bernie? you gonna support bernie by ignoring everything he says?

nah, it’s because trump knows it’s his path to victory. don’t fall for it. don’t write-in. don’t vote third-party. vote for hillary clinton

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My favorite New Yorker cartoon in years.

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lie in bed with me. show me your favourite music. kiss my neck

#please

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this is the savior dog.

reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog the “Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds” post ever again.

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Screaming

Be prepared to see these in my shop this week. Once it’s gone, it can never be made again. These are one-of-a-kind bows. More details coming tomorrow afternoon! 😁

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weheartit

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when i was in like third grade i went to this science camp and one night at campfire they told us a story about a ufo crashing into a lake nearby and then later in the middle of the night they woke us all up and told us the aliens were back and this time they’d laid eggs in the woods !! it was our duty to arm ourselves and go destroy the eggs, so we armored up in tinfoil and shaving cream ( ????? ) and marched into the woods ready to save the planet. the ‘eggs’ were whole watermelons hidden around the camp and we had to smash them open on trees and rocks and eat the alien fetus/watermelon goo as fast as possible. i cannot emphasis enough the raw joy of digging into a watermelon with your bare hands and stuffing it into your face in the middle of the night in the woods, barely taking time to chew so that you can save the planet from hostile aliens, and i think i became the person i am because of that night.

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real life

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My heart is racing