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The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life
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emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖
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Kaomoji ?
The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ブo(*°▽°*)o
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Writing is so much fun! You can be like "I should process this" and just go nuh-huh, see, I'm going to make up a guy and have them process it for me. Not me! It's the guy I made!
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"April" by Pavel Aniskin (1980)
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they should invent talking with a friend that doesnt require a conversation topic or the ability to otherwise come up with things to say
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Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)
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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas
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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:
Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?
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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen
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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.
Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)
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i know it literally doesnt matter in the slightest but its very important to me that angel blades break the geneva conventions
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doodled an extra shitty comic cuz i didn’t feel like spending time drawing lol
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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back
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I love oversharing in the tags on tumblr dot com
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