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CUNNING CHESS MASTER: *moves a piece* the game is afoot.

FOOT FETISHIST CHESS MASTER:*gets a boner so hard it shakes the table* the gange is a wuh

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just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

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if I was in ponyville I would be called stupid fucking cunt the horse lol

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.

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didn’t ask, don’t care, plus my tits bounce when i walk

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okayyyyyy. Wet Snorting creature.

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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?

british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians

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Begging you to please post the reigen edit you have of him to nails, hair, hips, heels it’s been one of my favorite edits and it doesn’t load properly on Twitter anymore so I can’t show people 😭

ask and u shall receive

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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we are so ableist about memory. people with good memory take for granted the fact that they can recall as much as they can, and use that to taunt, guilt and threaten people with memory issues. many neurotypes and mental illnesses cause memory lapses. traumatic brain injuries can cause memory lapses. brain cancer can cause memory lapses.

even if your memory is good, it's not right to guilt someone because they can't remember something. trust me, people with memory problems are desperately trying to remember: it's just that we literally can't. it is a very literal "i can't remember".

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#it was between hair or bed but i chose bed #when its terrible summer heat or cold the bed being the right temp will enable me to sleep comfortably

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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

#damn