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hi I'm from your pseudo-medieval fantasy city. yeah. you forgot to put farms around us. we have very impressive walls and stuff but everyone here is starving. the hero showed up here as part of his quest and we killed and ate him

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Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

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People, especially games, get eldritch madness wrong a lot and it’s really such a shame.

An ant doesn’t start babbling when they see a circuit board. They find it strange, to them it is a landscape of strange angles and humming monoliths. They may be scared, but that is not madness.

Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human does.

It understands those markings are words, symbols with meaning, like a pheromone but infinitely more complex. It can travel unimaginable distances, to lands unlike anything it has seen before. It knows of mirth, embarrassment, love, concepts unimaginable before this moment, and then…

It’s an ant again.

Echoes of things it cannot comprehend swirl around its mind. It cannot make use of this knowledge, but it still remembers. How is it supposed to return to its life? The more the ant saw the harder it is for it to forget. It needs to see it again, understand again. It will do anything to show others, to show itself, nothing else in this tiny world matters.

This is madness.

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the trope of 'this entity exists only because we think it does' is so so so fucking good and cannot be overdone in my opinion

like the idea that you built the monster hunting you, that you invited the entity into our world, that your fear is what it feeds on, and that once made real, it cannot possibly be killed because you're stuck in this loop of 'he's real because i'm scared' and 'i'm scared because he's real'

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Things that People Forget About When Writing Sword Fights

You don’t have to dodge by a foot. You only have to dodge by an inch.

Not all swords are made the same way. You wouldn’t fight with a katana the same way you would fight with a broadsword.

You don’t need to aim for the heart or the head. Get the vein in wrist, and you could incapacitate that hand.

Small cuts matter. If you’re cut up enough, you’re going to start suffering from blood loss, and that’ll put you at a disadvantage.

The blade isn’t the only thing that matters. There isn’t some set of rules in sword fighting where you can only stick the stabby end into the other person. Hit them in the head with the hilt, and they’ll feel it.

If there are multiple attackers, you want to incapacitate or kill each one as quickly as possible. Endurance matters, especially when you’re not only swinging/stabbing/aiming something that is 2-5 lbs (ceremonial ones were a lot heavier, but wouldn’t be generally fought with) but also taking/blocking heavy blows from at least one opponent.

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reminder kraken dice released 95 exclusive dice sets before fufilling their first kickstarter and the owners of it are right wingers

since theyre trying again LMAO

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I’m building a dnd class rn called “Just Some Guy” and the whole thing is that they are just supremely bad at combat and ability checks the whole time. at level 20 u get an ability called “Fucking Finally” where u get the level 1 abilities of another class. ur hit dice are d4s and the only thing u have proficiency in is improvised weapons. this is the funniest thing I’ve done in a hot minute

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Continuing the classes cheat sheets with Clerics, Druids, Fighters and Monks! All ressources for newbies (including a link to PDF versions) are now linked in a pinned post at the top of my blog.

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Proposed quirky villain squad naming theme: that one equipment table from Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 1st Edition that’s literally nothing but increasingly obscure medieval French polearms.

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✨New item!✨ Bathrobe of Supreme Leisure™ Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement)

This fur-lined bathrobe is enchanted to achieve an unprecedented level of comfort. When worn to sleep, four hours is sufficient for a long rest and you gain 2d10 temporary hit points when you awaken. Curse. Once you’ve used this bathrobe to get the best rest you’ve ever had, you literally cannot sleep without it. Unless you’re wearing the bathrobe, you can’t gain the benefit of a long rest for 1d4 days after your last long rest using the bathrobe.

Minimus Maximus IV had one of these deliciously plush robes crafted for each day of the week, so he’d never have to go a night without the godlike comfort of Supreme Leisure™. - 🖌🎨 Like our work? Consider supporting us on Patreon and gain access to the hi-resolution art for over 125 magic items, item cards and card packs, beautiful monster art and stat blocks, monthly setting pdfs with narrative hooks and unique lore, and vote for the content you want to see!🧙‍♂️

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Another from my D&D visuals series: combat ranges

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matpat's posted a theory about dream smp and i feel like death

a friend of mine took the bullet and watched it but he only got as far as matpat comparing dream to hamilton

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Selected illustrations from Gone to Hell, a diceless, post-apocalyptic tabletop adventure with a twist: rather than a single GM setting challenges before multiple players, it’s a lone player squaring off against multiple GMs! These pieces depict a few of the game’s player roles: THE AVENGER, THE HUNTER and THE FOOL, respectively.

Gone to Hell is in active development at the time of this posting; you can find the public playtest draft here:

https://penguinking.com/gone-to-hell/

Illustrations by @guilherme-rm