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they need to make a wuthering heights emoji for when u need to quickly express the emotion "heathcliff it's me i'm cathy i've come home i'm so cold let me in your window"

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With the Reddit 3rd party app crackdown and the ongoing horseshit Elon Musk is pulling with "X", I realize a lot of people here might be pretty new. So I put together a quick and easy guide for using Tumblr for anyone new who might need it.

Tumblr was made by David Karp and we call him Daddy around these parts (^///^)

You are not safe from fandom-gif attacks ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

Speaking of fandoms, the tumblr fandoms are always ready to grab their [object] and go to war against the Beliebers ╰(*°▽°*)╯

The only safe refuge from fandom tumblr is with hipster tumblr. If you can get a cool alt-girl to take you under her wing, you might be safe... for now (●'◡'●)

You will watch the first episode of Supernatural... and then you're part of the Winchester family. (Or if you skip right to season 4, we don't blame you. It's where Destiel starts (*/ω＼*))

This is not a glomp-free zone ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

Use missing e. It's the only way to make Tumblr useable on Internet Explorer (this is the most popular browser and you're probably using it right now) :-D

Our only adult-supervision is John Green... and even then does that REALLY count as supervision? DFTBA! φ(゜▽゜*)♪

Just this once, everyone lives. It's bigger on the inside. Elementary, my dear Watson.

If you see Misha Collins staring at you, the polite response is "Saving people, hunting things, the family business." O.O

I might lose followers for this, but this blog supports gay rights, and yours should too (14 gifs of Sherlock and The Hobbit)

Tumblr will teach you more about the world than you'll ever learn in school. ○( ＾皿＾)っ

Tread carefully... we have teh yaoiz O.o. Oh you don't know what that means? Well let's just say... it's full of lemons here.

If you see Hannibal Lector in a flower crown, tell him it looks very nice. His boyfriend Will Graham made it for him. (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

Do not enter the dog park. The dog park will not harm you.

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laid up nowhere watching nothing on no screen with nobody

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Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust

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Just a little dark humor - probably gonna get me cancelled but had to share

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i love when people draw 2 characters cuddling and it looks like this

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Drake might actually kill himself

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[doesn't understand anything but wants to be included] did you hear what kendrick lamar did to drake? yeah he beheaded him. aye yeah with a machete

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Was messing around on Birds of the World earlier and came across my new obsession

Smugness written all over his inaccessible little face

Where might he be found you ask?

Here

(Computer enhance)

Here, on Inaccessible Island (where I will be posting from here on out)

Also found in this remote location…

The Inaccessible Island Rail

Known for being the smallest flightless bird in the world, this Rail possesses the souls of anyone that actually accesses the island

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Gen X: [raises hand] Can... can we also maybe not get worked to death?

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right now on earth there’s a kindly old stray tomcat who just got adopted and he’s receiving enough food to fill his belly for the first time in his entire life and he’s so so so happy and he doesn’t even know that it’s going to be like this forever :)

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[to someone 2-3 years older than me] damn im old enough to be your dad haha

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Stop trying to be productive

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You know for all the ways that the internet (and in particular I'm gonna blame tiktok for this) has made book recommendations totally trope and buzzword based it's really annoying that I can't find anything by trying to search for the tropes and buzzwords I want