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I need people to stop blaming the death of movies on “quips”. A quip is just a funny line of dialogue. That’s all. Like I just saw a post talking about quips and the death of movies and brought up Pirates of the Caribbean as an example of a better movie and yes it is but also that movie is FULL OF QUIPS. I just rewatched The Princess Bride. It’s all quips. Every single line. And it’s a masterpiece.

Movies suck when people don’t care about the art they’re making. That includes them not caring about their quips. Which is why a lot of comic relief dialogue ALSO sucks now. But the problem isn’t that funny dialogue exists.

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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how do you become so well read?

by reading

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I’ve made this post like six times but it still fucks me up the China’s mountains just look like that. Like I spent decades thinking it was stylistic but no, they just have different mountains over there.

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controversial but if you are going to give that man a happy trail, might as well give him some chest hair. some armpit hair. arm hair. leg hair

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#merlin #morgana #mergana

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why?

Why not

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relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

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i want you carnally *shoves a knife into your abdomen*

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#animals #birds

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he's going through a hair dye phase (sleeping in a berry patch)

#animals #pigs

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Katie McGrath as MORGANA PENDRAGON MERLIN 2.11 The Witch's Quickening

#merlin #morgana

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Can you guys BELIEVE there are some people who can just DECIDE to sleep???? Like they just lay down and think "I'm going to sleep now" and then they DO. Like ASSHOLES.

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'but girl she killed people!' so. she deserved to what do you want me to do about it

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Call me if you need me, Sarge.

RAVI SINGH & PIPPA FITZ-AMOBI | A Good Girl's Guide to Murder — July 2024

#a good girls guide to murder