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The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.

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#glad we’re all on the same page

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Once upon a time, there was no time as we conceive it. There was no “stone age” during the stone age. There was only stone.

For most of history, there has been no such thing as history, not on any scale knowable to the living then. The remembered past was not meaningfully different from the present, and one naturally supposed the future would be similar. On any scale that mattered to the living, they were right. Things repeated themselves unto annihilation.

We say history repeats itself, but it is in fact the study of only two specific categories of events: those which had never happened before, and those which will never happen again. And so became the time before history, history. Let’s hope it stays that way.

#this is of course a shitpost #history is the material study of continuity and change in class struggle from circa 12000BCE to now

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After voting, put what you voted in the tags

#6

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smells like cat piss can indicate the presence of either cat piss or a meth lab

when shawtys apartment smells like cat piss 😍😍

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Harry Potter has become a far right dogwhistle for people who don’t even know they’re conservative yet

#there i said it #stfu about death of the author while she’s still alive and terrible #they were never good books you were just 8

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I don’t understand. Do you want me to act normal and get well soon, or do you want me to read the bible and pray to Jesus? Which is it??

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it's twO FUCKING BEARSHIGH FIVING

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SHOWER TIME

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

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poll

#poll

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The Hindenbenotafraid

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because he's a felis fucking domesticus my dude

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@socalgal

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The absolute gallons of chaos these two could have produced if they were around at the same time

I might have listened too much AC Black Flag sea shanties 😅

Then I heard “Leave her, Jonny” sung by an npc in AC Syndicate so I draw Jacob and Edward sings along together 🥰

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#chat gpt #mathematics #pirates