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waytoobiased · 2 days
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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures
my psych book:
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waytoobiased · 2 days
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Siri, play "Ohio" by Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young
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waytoobiased · 2 days
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You ever look at the rest of tumblr and go "they dont know about how tommyinnit (who at the time said he was straight) tricked his friend (who is a gay man) into marrying him and when his friend/husband found out (months later when he was joking about having a Vegas wedding with another friend and then Realised) he tried to get a divorce but tommy said no even though he has had a girlfriend the entire time and that then he wrote wattpad rpf fanfic about him and his friend/husband kissing (specifically with tongue) and his girlfriend dying and all the wrongs of the world being fixed. Now the divorce may be going to court and the friend/husband wants to try and stream the whole court case. Not only that but Tommy subsequently recorded an I'm just Ken parody about this marriage and most recently while Tommy was on a trip around America, back in England, his friend/husband started streaming more with Tommy's girlfriend (while in the midst of a 24/7 subathon stream he is currently over 45 days into) and bought her a new iphone so Tommy joked that he was being cucked. And now he's just come out as bicurious after his friend/husband tried to get him to say the f-slur on stream and his response was that he could only say a 1/5th of it before calling his husband a " 'ggott"." And this is all (probably) real. This is a real thing that happened.
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waytoobiased · 2 days
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i still don’t understand why COLLEGES would turn cops on nonviolent protestors, protestors who happen to be THEIR VERY OWN STUDENTS AND FACULTY
have you no empathy? have you no love?
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waytoobiased · 3 days
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waytoobiased · 4 days
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You know with Tommy coming out as “probably bi” I would normally love to make a “damn nobody want him fr” joke however unfortunately he both has a girlfriend and is married to his gay best friend and thus gets more bitches than I ever will
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waytoobiased · 4 days
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waytoobiased · 4 days
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“YO SKRILL DROP IT HARD”
[Fire and brimstone erupts]
randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.
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waytoobiased · 4 days
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friends, while you’re alive, remember to live. <3
“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
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waytoobiased · 4 days
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“Double Portrait of Loew and Trinkaus” (Heinz Loew, 1927)
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waytoobiased · 16 days
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i hate to be that guy, but the idea that gender, sex, and sexuality are ontologically pure concepts that can be rigidly defined if we simply police our language enough (our english language, because of course) is—i cannot stress this enough—a total waste of time. you may as well spend your afternoons teaching a brick how to swim
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waytoobiased · 17 days
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Allos are so weird about hugs and it's pissing me the fuck off
We LOVE hugs and physical stuff, can't get enough of them
So NATURALLY, we hug people we care about. A lot. And very "intimately" (aka for an extended period of time and very tightly) or we just generally cling and hold onto them
Or like, hold hands and stuff a lot of the time
Our friend kept looking at us like we were making out sloppy style right in front of her because we hugged our other friend who was upset "too intimately". And because we hugged/ held onto another one of our friends
She keeps making comments (not jokes. Comments.) about us looking like lesbians with our friend too and it's so fucking infuriating
1) why would that be a bad thing?????????
2) I WAS JUST HUGGING HER??????? At MOST you could call it cuddling but like??????
Like I'm FUCKING SORRY you don't get hugged enough??????
she doesn't like touch and I completely get that, we only are okay with being touched by people we trust/know too, but her not wanting to hug people ISNT MY PROBLEM??????
she also freaks out about other "intimate" things like our friend fixing our septum
anyways that was my aroace rant, goodnight chat
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waytoobiased · 20 days
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I know it’s late but here’s this
I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO CLIMB A FUCKING TREE WITHOUT PEOPLE SAYING THATS NOT HOW GIRLS BEHAVE I JUST WANT TO KISS WHOEVER THE FUCK I WANT I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO STOP MAKING ME WEAR DRESSES I JUST WANT SHORT HAIR AND TO BE ABLE TO TALK TO BOYS WITHOUT THEN TREATING ME DIFFERENT BECAUSE IM A ‘GIRL’ I WANT TO GET DIRTY AND RUN AROUND AND I WANT TO GET DRUNK WITHOUT BEING TOLD THATS NOT LADYLIKE AND I WANT TO WEAR WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT WITHOUT IT BEING CROSSDRESSING AND I WANT TO JUST BE ME WITHOUT LAWS OF GENDER TO FUCKING STOP ME
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waytoobiased · 21 days
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waytoobiased · 21 days
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currently breathing in all the possibilities of freedom
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waytoobiased · 21 days
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it's kinda weird how like jontron was suddenly like "i'm really racist. rich black people commit more crime than poor white people! have i mentioned the great replacement theory?" and lost like a million subscribers or whatever. and then suddenly now he's still making videos and still has a lot of subs and whenever you bring it up someone just says "oh so you're mad that he had an opinion" well i mean yeah i think he should've been killed and died and rotted and died for that one
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waytoobiased · 22 days
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the Bauhaus was too successful. We must resist
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