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"Who got you smiling like that?"

My friends. I'm so sorry that you can't gain joy from platonic interactions but I'm gonna go back to texting them now.

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“I loved you, always.”

#save for later

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#you can stack them but only 2+ on 2+ and 4+ and 4+ u can't mix em

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WAIT!

Before you hit send on that ask, reblog, or reply, remember to stop and PROOFREAD!

am I Pissing on the Poor?

did I Read the post in bad faith?

could I be Overexaggerating?

am I Out of line for saying this?

is it kind of Fucked up to say that to a total stranger?

is what I said Rude?

am I being Egotistical?

am I Angry at words that weren't in the post?

did I Dream up a pretend person to get mad at?

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT YOURSELF FROM LOOKING LIKE A JACKASS ONLINE!

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I saw your quesadilla, do you have autism?

are you some kind of fuckin. quesadilla whisperer.

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i learned about Tim Wong who successfully and singlehandedly repopulated the rare California Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly in San Francisco. In the past few years, he’s cultivated more than 200 pipevine plants (their only food source) and gives thousands of caterpillars to his local Botanical Garden (x)

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The Dyke Project manifesto printed on the back of estradiol and testogel boxes

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GF was distilling solvents in her labs, did she wear:

Her gas mask; or

Hot clown makeup

The answer may surprise you as it did me >.>

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just a reminder that BetterHelp is selling your fucking data and that they themselves have said at industry meetings that they're a data-driven company more than a people-driven company

It feels like for a while in there that people were dropping them as a sponsor but now that the controversy has slightly dimmed there are so many ads for them again; do not give them your information, do not give them your money

I know insurance is a pain in the ass and mental health treatments cost too much out of pocket for most people. So do they, that's why they're making this little bait and switch operation. Helping people is, at best, a side product of their data harvesting, and at worst just a trick to lure people in.

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People are getting really really fascist about peaceful protesters and it’s getting scary lol

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the fact that i still have to unlearn shame… like come on that’s literally the most embarrassing thing to not have unlearned yet

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so much of taking care of yourself as an adult is just learning to eat at home and going on walks

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my school is fucking me over!!!!

I got into a conference and I was TOLD that my college would be covering the cost, but apparently not....enough? So I'm like $500 in the red right now because they ended up not reimbursing everything for my trip. I do work two jobs but it's on-campus and it's definitely not enough to cover the money I'm out of..

Any support at all helps

GOAL: $500

PPAL: illuminatedbeehives

VNMO: illuminatedbeehive

CSHAPP: illuminatedbeehive

#important

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

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just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

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just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated.