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*stands mezmerized in the lowes lighting fixtures section*

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dan doesn’t deserve this but I DO.

(in reference to the infamous Damiano eurovision Pose)

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AMAZING 

every time I've posted something about dan it has been about some huge milestone and honestly I'm so fucking proud of him for all of it. this book will help so many people and I can't wait to ugly cry over it later.

I usually try to distract myself from actually getting help because it's too daunting and overwhelming of a task. this book might just inspire me to do something about it.

again, so happy for @danielhowell !!

Please don't repost, reblog instead, thanks!

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y'all happy? i gave luigi a massive fuckin dump truck ass

holy shit i can draw whatever i want. like ANYTHING. crazy

#no shade to the artist! this is genuinely gorgeous #this is more of a 🖕🏻🖕🏻 to the annoyingcomments #also i just lowkey thought it was funny

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Dan and Phil

don’t joke because dan will call it a throbbing member of butter and I’ll blame you

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Dan & Phil play BUBBLE BOBBLE! 

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Even though Dan dropped out of university Phil still chooses to test him everyday.

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Dramatic Dan.

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employees should be allowed to steal, actually

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APRIL FOOLS >=) !!!!!!

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remember in grade school when u were that girl that was always Too Into the friendship

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look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

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umm he’s pretty

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one of my favourite things is when one of us reblogs a post that’s totally unrelated to phandom but is like “lol this is dan” or “phil” in the tags and then all of us start reblogging it with similar tags and it’s literally like: