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"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"

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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

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I love when fiction makes the audience feel guilty about their role as the audience. When something fucked up is treated as a joke but later it's recognised how fucked up it was and the audience feels guilty for finding it funny. When a character breaks the fourth wall to plead for help, and you can't do anything so you just watch. And you know that the characters pain isn't real, but they're begging for help and you're not helping because their suffering is entertainment for you

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you are not your parents and will not inevitably become like them. remember that. you are your own person. you will make your own choices.

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JRR Tolkien, writing The Hobbit: The passages there were crossed and tangled in all directions, but the goblins knew their way, as well as you do to the nearest post-office…

Me, a child, reading it: Oh dear. I’m not sure I do know the way to the nearest post-office. It sounds as if that’s absolutely something I’m supposed to know. I can’t know less than a goblin. The book will be disappointed in me.

Me, a little while later, figuring out the location of a nearby post-office: oh thank goodness

Me for the rest of my life: feeling vaguely comforted and affirmed by knowing the location of the nearest post-office, a facility I almost never use, because I am at least the navigational equal of a goblin

#at home my post office is also the village shop so it's kind of hard to miss it

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I figured the Jolene loving site needed to see this

#bronwen my beloved #she was in Pride singing Bread and Roses #love her

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#keyboard because clickity-clacks

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maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance

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if ur wondering how the art degree is going 2 months post grad.

i found a job that pays $1.15 an hour :]

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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

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in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then you know exactly what time of the month it is