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DAZAI IS MY HUSBAND!!!BUT I CERTAINLY DON'T MIND IF HE HAS A SIDE RELATIONSHIP WITH MY BOY CHUUYA ❤️✨😋(cus otp)
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Beneath the Dress (♂)
Summary:
(An alternative universe where alpha Dazai never pulled omega Chuuya into the Port Mafia, but instead took Chuuya as his personal dog and hid him from the Mori’s eyes.)
The Armed Detective deals with many things within Yokohama. Mysterious cases, supernatural cases, murder cases—they’ve dealt with it all. Each member has seen more weird things than an average person could in their lifetime.
Despite all that, nothing could prepare them when Dazai announced that he would bring his mate in on their latest job.
Yes, Dazai Osamu, the human bandage gobbling machine, failure as an alpha—was mated. Yes. There was an omega in this world that wanted Dazai.
Words such as mated and married never sounded so wrong when put in the same sentence as Dazai. Especially not when the omega turned out to be a gorgeous woman (?) with pumpkin orange hair and piercing sapphire blue eyes.
Pairings: Soukoku (Dazai x Chuuya)
Rating: T
Genre: Crossdressing, humour, fluff
Author: Canna / Yellow Canna
Status: Complete
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The Armed Detective deals with many things within Yokohama. Mysterious cases, supernatural cases, murder cases—they’ve dealt with it all. Each member has seen more weird things than an average person could in their lifetime.
Despite all that…their perspective of reality was completely shattered on that faithful day.
It happened on a sunny Friday morning in late spring.
It was a golden weekend. Families were having fun outside; the birds were chirping with the cool breeze blowing into the office.
Inside the Agency, the Armed Detective members were discussing a new case they’ve been tasked with. It was the largest mission they had this year.
There will be an underground auction at the harbour in exactly two days. The auction sells everything, from stolen artifacts to living human beings. It was an organization the Japanese government spent years trying to locate. The auction change places every year it opens, and this year, they came the coast of Yokohama.
Because of the sensitivity of this case and the high possibility that the auction has Ability users guarding it, the Armed Detective Agency was asked to help.
The Agency members were all stressing over this case. They have all the preparations done. Katai had hacked into their system and stole a list of guests attending to the auction. All of them were people in the higher up of society, be it being simply rich, or corrupted politicians.
It was the perfect opportunity to capture all of them at once, but to do so they must send someone to control things from the inside. They can’t risk letting a single person escape. They had to capture the mastermind and shut down this auction for good.
Akiyama Eito was the CEO of Japan’s largest jewelry company. Five months ago a huge scandal regarding said CEO broke out. The company’s stocks instantly fell and the company was now on the verge of bankruptcy.
Akiyama had a son named Akiyama Fumihiro, who was one of the guests that will be attending this auction. According to their information, there was only one word to describe the son.
He was an idiot.
A spoiled, pampered brat enjoying all the luxury his dad’s money had brought him. He took drugs, sped on his sportscar, had three cases of hit and run resolved secretly with money and etc.
After his daddy’s company went on peril, this idiot son spent nearly a million just to get his hand on the auction invitation card. He was somehow delusional into believing that as long as he could make friends with the owner of the auction, he could continue his past lifestyle.
Secretly arresting this kind of idiot was quite easy. The members of the agency all went out to capture him, not for his importance on their mission, but due to his striking resemblance with Dazai.
It was quite interesting to watch Dazai’s face spewing idiotic threats such as “Do you know who my daddy is” or “My daddy will hear about this!”
With Akiyama Fumihiro taken out, all that’s left was for Dazai to take his place in the auction. The only problem left was that the idiotic son had registered to bring a female omega companion to attend with him.
The only omegas they had in the agency were Naomi and Atushi.
Naomi was impossible. She wasn’t suited to go into such a dangerous place. Even if she was they will have to get her over Tanizaki’s dead body which would be a pain.
Atsushi would have fit perfectly for this job if not for the fact that the omega’s gender was already registered. They thought about dressing the boy up as a woman, but after a couple of tries they gave up on that idea. By the end, the poor lad was almost in tears.
They thought of having Yosano or Kyouka (alpha and beta) disguising as omega, but the security will be strict. No matter how good artificial omega scents are nowadays, it could still easily give them away.
If they don’t bring an omega companion, the people at the auction will question Dazai. Likewise, if they bring an omega with the wrong gender registered.
Any changes will alert the securities. That was how strict this auction was. If they don’t want to risk exposing Dazai, a female omega companion was necessary.
“Dazai!” Kunikida barked at the dark-haired man lying on the couch with a book covering his face. “Stop slacking off and help us think of a solution!”
Dazai lazily pulls off the book and looked to the group gathered around the table.
“It’s easy~” The man yawned as he stretched his arms as if coming right out of a good nap. “I’ll just get my omega to go in as my partner.”
A moment of silence passed by.
And then…the group turned back to discuss amongst themselves, promptly ignoring their strategist.
“I said, I can get my omega to help us with the mission!” Dazai’s call was completely ignored.
“You’re not taking Naomi!”
“Hello~?“
“No one said anything about taking Naomi!”
“Anyone listening?”
“Maybe we should shove Atsushi in a dress after all.”
“I saaaaaid—”
“Eeeeh?! No way! That’s never going to work!”
Soon, the discussion just turned into a jumble of noises. Each of them started throwing out random ideas only to get rebuked.
Just when their heated conversations started to turn into an argument, a scent they hadn’t smelled before flooded the office.
The group froze. Their mouths stopped moving as they only inhaled through their nose to taste the sweet citrus scent exclusive to omegas. And within this unfamiliar scent, there was another scent. This scent was heavier and richer, possessively dominating the sweet omega scent.
And more importantly, they knew this second scent.
All at once, they slowly turned their head to a certain raven-haired man sitting on the couch. The bandages around the man’s neck were unwrapped, revealing a pair of prominent bite marks on each side of his neck.
That was where the source of the scent was flowing from.
Those were mating marks.
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?!?!?!?!??!?!”
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Dazai’s 10 Steps Guide to a Successful Marriage
Summary:
Step 1: Isolate your potential wife from his friends and cause mistrust to develop between them.
Step 2: Set up potential wife so he gets backstabbed by his friends (literally).
Step 3: Invite potential wife to your organization run by your child-loving boss.
Step 4: Gets pulverized and spend the next three months in the hospital bed while potential wife went underground.
Step 5: Secretly observes potential wife from afar for three years behind your lolicon boss’s back.
Step 6: Defect from pedophile boss’s organization.
Step 7: Find an Ability user that can turn people into cats for 24 hours.
Step 8: Get potential wife to adopt you on Christmas Eve.
Step 9: Make hot passionate love to potential wife throughout Christmas until he forgets about murdering you.
Step 10: Bribery is the key to a happy marriage.
Rating: 18+
Genre: Yaoi (Boy love), fluff
Pairing: Soukoku (Dazai x Chuuya)
Author: Canna / Yellow Canna
Status: Complete (one-shot)
Warning: Story contains mature content.
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“Merry Christmas, Chuuya-kun!”
The elderly man and the small woman waved from the doorway of Uzumaki café as the boy with pumpkin orange hair headed into the cold night carrying multiple bags in his arms.
The youth waved back to his boss and co-worker before continuing his way down the street. There was a faint smile lifting the corner of his lips as he glanced down at the bags. One was filled with presents while the others were leftovers from the party.
Nakahara Chuuya didn’t like Christmas.
Whenever he thought back to Christmas, he would remember his time back in the Sheep. They had been like family to him and were the only people he had ever celebrated Christmas with—at least as far as his memory goes.
Now, those sweet memories left a bitter taste in his mouth—mocking his naivety and his inability to lead them.
The young man stared at the people passing by. They all come in pairs or groups, all of them wearing happy smiles on their faces as they chattered excitedly.
He was the only one walking alone.
Despite how late it was, the festive lights were still on, illuminating the entire street and filling it with warmth.
The redhead blinked when something white and fluffy drifted by his eyes. He gazed up at the gray cloud covering the sky and sees snowflakes showering down. There were already ten centimeters of snow gathered on the ground from this morning.
According to the weather forecasts, it’ll be snowing all night.
Chuuya lightly tugged down the red blanket scarf wrapped around his neck. He let out a long sigh, watching as his warm breath faded into the cold.
And that was when he heard a strange sound…
“…ew…”
The redhead froze in his step and looked around. He glanced at the nearby people, then to the stores, wondering if he had heard wrong. Just as he was about to continue walking, he heard it again.
“…meep…”
It sounded like a soft squeak, similar to a mouse…except it sounds very hoarse…painful even.
Chuuya furrowed his brows as he looked around, certain that he wasn’t imagining it. He peeked into the alleyway next to him, eyes scanning over the ground until he saw a small bump moved beneath the snow.
He walked over, shadows shrouding his body as he entered the cold and lonely alleyway. Crouching down next to that small bump, he reached out and carefully brushed some snow away. The snow fell off, revealing sleek black fur as the thing shifts again.
“Mew…” The voice was much clearer at this distance.
Immediately recognizing what this sound was, Chuuya hurriedly brushes the rest of the snow away, revealing a black cat buried underneath.
“What the fuck?!” Chuuya drops his bags as he stares at the cat weakly clawing at a red collar tied around its neck. No, rather than saying it was tied, it was more like strangle.
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“Mine”
Based on Bungou Mayoi’s party outfit event.
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papa rimbaud does not approve
(aka that reincarnation au where rimbaud adopts chuuya)
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Port Mafia Survival Guide No. 78: Definitely Take A Vacation on Valentine’s Day
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the hard life of a kindergartner
Based on the official Bungou Mayoi’s April Fools event
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me too atsushi
Based on that one really straight hanami official art
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love, after all, is a wonderful thing
Based on @senren‘s mafia boss au . first couple lines of the beginning also inspired by this wonderful post
The single shot rang in the air, scraping Dazai’s cheek as it flew past. Smirking, he let the blood fall down from his face and onto the ground.
“You hesitated.”
Lowering his gun, Chuuya replied in an icy voice.
“Hesitated? That was a warning shot, Dazai.”
“A warning shot?” The mafia boss hummed in a dangerous voice. Stepping into the redhead’s space, Dazai leaned in close enough their lips nearly touched.
“Even a fool would have realized what was happening by now.“ Slipping two fingers under the other’s bolo tie, he brought the shorter man even closer.
“You simply can’t bring yourself to kill me, can you, Chuuya?”
Narrowing his eyes, Chuuya pulled on the brunet’s tie, yanking him down to his eye level and sighed.
“Even after four years you’re still this insufferable. Let me tell you something interesting then.”
A hint of surprise crossed Dazai’s face at the sight of Chuuya holding a gun to his head. The redhead whispered against the mafia boss’s lips.
“This stupid game…” He pulled away. “Works both ways.”
Mahogany eyes froze over at the challenge.
“You won’t,” Dazai stated without a trace of emotion.
Chuuya lifted his gaze at the curious statement. “You doubt me?”
Turning away, the mafia boss glanced over his shoulder.
“I’m sure you’re more than aware Chuuya. You’re not like me.”
“Ho?” Amusement crossed the traitor’s face, and the sound of a bullet being locked in place drew Dazai’s attention back.
“Four years is a long time, you know.”
“Chuuya—“
Azure irises glittered with amusement as a dark shadow crossed the brunet’s face.
“So, what will it be? Are you going to release my subordinates, or…”
Dazai glared wordlessly at the taunt.
“Are you willing to let me go.”
Chuuya smirked and gently pulled on the trigger, tempting the bullet to fly from the barrel.
“Mr. Mafia Boss.”
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when u gotta save ur pet but bae is adorable
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