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please beautiful tgirls of grindr.... stop tapping me... i am a simple homosexual... i cant give you what you want...

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Aabria Iyengar as guest DM in the main campaign? I guess I gotta get back into Critical Role. Goddammit.

#Critical Role

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but truly the idea that melinoë has idealized hypnos as this mysterious sleeping beauty throughout her entire life is SO funny to me. 'oh, son of nyx.... i wonder what you dream about... i may never understand you' then it cuts to hypnos' head where this is going on

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new tswift album on 4/20 feels like a hatecrime

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i can't believe this is real this sounds like it was pulled directly from the "i wanna have straight sex" tiktok

#I had to look this up to see if it was real #I thought it was a joke about how shitty a songwriter she is #but it is real #imagine writing a song about how you're that shitty smug person who says neither when they're playing “would you rather”

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god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

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can we all please take a moment to bask in the incredible BEAUTY that is HESPHAESTUS HADES 2? fat AND disabled? you really are the most attractive hades 2 character

#hades 2 #bout to have a category 5 gay moment

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*booktok voice* Do you want to read a gay story about two guys who speedrun enemies to lovers, go against their designed nature by being together, who become unstoppable fighting side by side to much dismay of the gods who created them? Do you want to see one of them eaten alive by the grief for his lover when he dies from a godsent sickness? A book about someone fighting so hard for a chance at eternal life that he doesn't notice he is throwing away the precious time he has got, filling it with agony? Well, in the  2100 BCE poem of Gilgamesh-

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fun fact: Boston Museum of Science calls their evening lecture series “SubSpace”, which would be a totally innocuous math term except for the fact that, to make sure you know these lectures are higher-level and not aimed at their usual audience (kids), they chose to subtitle it “SubSpace: Adult Experiences”

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#i would go to a combined physics lecture/gay orgy

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I get they're trying to be atmospheric but would it kill rusty quill to not render all the speech completely unintelligible?

#the magnus protocol #im not making a one drive account to get the transcripts #chill it on the reverb and distortion please

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my biggest problem with the fallout show is that it was so conspiratorial in tone that at the end a character says "no matter how chaotic it looks there is always someone at the wheel" which is a. borderline cognitohazardous conclusion about the way reality works

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I love childhood best friend and her jumpsuit matching blue eyepatch. I hope she does something even crazier than dressing a guy in her dead husbands clothes and trying to fuck him.

#Fallout #I don't know this characters name

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Is fallout good or do I just like women fighting in wedding dresses

#fallout

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also i am so sorry but they can never do a buffy reboot with the original cast of characters because you will never ever be able to knowingly recreate the precarious tightrope of sex-symbol, cringefail loser, vulnerable lover boy, clown, trash man, babygirl, that Spike achieved.

This man can only exist by accident, i am so so fucking sorrry