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FINE

Your body must be rested and fed if you wish to be a pervert.

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Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

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Having tried a queen, a full, and a twin - I’m not sure of it’s a symptom of something, but I think a slightly longer twin size is my ideal bed

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This is incredible, I remember the first time I cried in public and my friend asked me why I was laughing at the same time

#HAHAHAHA

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The Expanse | 3x13. Abaddon's Gate

#Amos #my beloved

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grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

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Losing my mind at this

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New idea: instead of writing the fic, you come over to my house and I tell you the entire plot while I pace my tiny kitchen. There’s a cup of tea, warm in your hands. The words don’t stop and the affection never leaves your expression.

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James Holden has eight parents which is probably the only way I could afford to own a house and have a child too.

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The ultimate power move in a vampire/fairy rivalry would be the fairy inviting the vampire over for tea. The vampire has natural dominion over anyone who invites them into their home, the fairy has natural dominion over anyone who violates the laws of hospitality, and neither can refuse the appointment without showing weakness, so it’d just be a constant headgame of the vampire trying to manoeuvre the fairy into a position where the obligations of hospitality allow the vampire to eat them, and the fairy trying to trick the vampire into doing something that would allow the fairy to declare them a poor guest.

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IN A WORLD WHERE BEAUTY AND ATTRACTIVENESS HAVE BECOME SO COMMONPLACE AND MUNDANE THE EXCEPTIONAL UGLINESS HAS BECOME DIVINE

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You, and not the state of you

#heaven's official blessing

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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the urge to make ocs of a god and their special little mortal (soldier? priest? jester?) so i can put them in situations (healthy relationship) (ritual sacrifice)

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hearing your mutuals voices for the first time is wild some of them are literally british

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