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In the midst of females accusing males of assault (male-on-female assault), people aren’t asking about females assaulting males (female-on-male assault) or even male-on-male assault

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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

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Doodle hehe

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Does anyone else make lil mountain lion sounds when they stretch and yawn?

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Russian lit, French pastis, American orange juice and a Ukrainian woman

#well traveled #reading #alcohol #sogood

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Finally got a new record!

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First baby blanket ever done!

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#gif

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That egg drop

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Hmm

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Adventures at Spider Fest Utah and seeing new peppers on our balcony plants!

#spiderfest #peppers #growth

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Legs for days

#andimonlyfivefootfive

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Definition

#shadows #black and white