walrussyy
— I'm a parasite in paradise
🐀 Call me Cotard or Tapeworm 🐀 He/She. if u they/them me i will eat your limbs | bigender fag | Autistic | Furry | I'M A MINOR so pls dont be creepy | Rats, tapeworms and toads enjoyer | Spanish/English | Argentinian | I forget to tag things A LOT, sorry for that | PLEASE ask me something |
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despite it all im glad i get to live in a world with weird faggots. at least we have each other.
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think it's a deep consolation to know that spiders dream, that monkeys tease predators, that dolphins have accents, that lions can be scared silly by a lone mongoose, that otters hold hands, and ants bury their dead. that there isn't their life and our life. nor your life and my life. that it's just one teetering and endless thread and all of us, all of us, are entangled w it as deep as entanglement goes. v neat i think.
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Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.
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The creator of Undertale (not Toby Fox but this random woman who was both 80 and 10 at the same time somehow) gaslit/blackmailed me into buying Undertale on my school ChromeBook, getting me in massive trouble. :(
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AMERICA WHAT THE FUCK???? WHY ARE THEY LIKE.. HALF WAY THROUGH THE MONTH WHAT
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I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it
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Amazon is being sued by the FTC and 17 states for being an illegal monopoly
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horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses
this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.
and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake
what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous
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