wakemeupfrommyslumber

[wakemeupfrommyslumber]

instead of depression I went indoor kart racing by myself

[wakemeupfrommyslumber]

I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

[wakemeupfrommyslumber]

It's hilarious when people are like "taylor swift's songs are engineered to be as generically relatable as possible" because then you actually listen to the songs in question and she's just like

"I am a SELF-DESTRUCTIVE MONSTER who ruins everything I touch, I MANIPULATED everyone into liking me, my potential has been WASTED due to circumstances of MY OWN CREATION, I go back to an EMPTY HOUSE because everyone in my life has moved on, I am a BLEEDING OPEN WOUND, all my kindness is really just NARCISSISM IN DISGUISE, I will BREAK MYSELF FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT, I STARVED MYSELF in order to be saved by an idealised romance, I can go ANYWHERE except for THE PLACE I CALLED HOME, I will SPIRAL UNCONTROLLABLY if left to my own devices, I AM THE INSTRUMENT OF MY OWN DESTRUCTION, THIS WAS INEVITABLE"

[wakemeupfrommyslumber]

[wakemeupfrommyslumber]

not to be a nerd but it’s so crazy how he (Bernini) really did that from cold hard stone……. truly a spectacle, truly breathtaking, an honor to behold

[wakemeupfrommyslumber]

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

[wakemeupfrommyslumber]

(guy whos scared of everything and feels guilty about everything) sorry i got scared and felt guilty

[wakemeupfrommyslumber]

you know what really gets my goat?

[wakemeupfrommyslumber]

[wakemeupfrommyslumber]

meanest person you've ever met: i'm so sick of being nice

[wakemeupfrommyslumber]

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

[wakemeupfrommyslumber]

Bruh I didn't have my own room until I was like 12. And it was half the size of the one pictured lol

[wakemeupfrommyslumber]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[wakemeupfrommyslumber]

DOSBox running Windows 3.11 ... inside PCem running Windows 2000 ... inside VirtualBox running Windows 7 ... on Linux Mint (host)

[wakemeupfrommyslumber]

writers and artists will go "this isn't good enough." my brother in christ, you're creating something new out of nothing and expressing yourself creatively. your productivity and unrealistic standards of perfection do not define you or the worth of your art. you're doing great.

[wakemeupfrommyslumber]

hello there i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and i wake up every day with perfect eyeliner and zero body hair

[wakemeupfrommyslumber]

i can’t believe i fell for it