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for all of you who don't understand why Croatia is GENIUS:

"mama kupila traktora" ("mom bought a tractor") is a reference to lukashenka's gift to putin for his anniversary - a tractor

"trajna-nina, armageddon-nona" - nonsensical, nursery-rhyme-like fragment with the word "armageddon" in it (because for SOME PEOPLE, armageddon (= nuclear threats) is just like a child-play)

"mama ljubila morona" ("mom kissed a moron") - "mama" is actually Mother Russia. I don't think I need to explain who's the moron.

"mama, ja se idem igrat', mama, idem u rat ("mom, I'm going to play, mom, I'm going to war") - self-explanatory

"onaj mali psihopat, mali, podli psihopat" ("that little psychopath, that little, vile psychopath") - if you know who's the moron, it's also self-explanatory

their costume - mixing military-style uniforms with make-up and skirts - actually makes fun of russia's anti-lgbt+ policies :)

anyway vote for Croatia y'all

#thank you for translating some lyrics #i mean most of the stage was self explanatory but still #esc 2023 #eurovision #eurovision song contest #croatia

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Sweden stop winning the esc challenge: failed

#congrats to loreen tho #two times winner this is fantastic #Sweden #esc 2023 #eurovision #eurovision song contest #lia.esc

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(S)PAIN

#spain #esc 2023 #eurovision #eurovision song contest #lia.esc

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This lack of suspense with the jury votes is pissing me off

#i like Sweden’s song #but it’s just too predictable #banish the jury votes #Sweden #esc 2023 #eurovision #eurovision song contest #lia.esc

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SHE SAID IT

ESC IS FOR THE GIRLS AND THE GAYS

#esc 2023 #eurovision #eurovision song contest #lia.esc

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Ready for neighbour treasons? Because I am

#as Belgian we have so many neighbours #so it’s easy for us to have a treason from our neighbours #esc 2023 #eurovision #eurovision song contest #lia.esc

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Netta became a spider and scared the shit out of me

#Netta #esc 2023 #eurovision #eurovision song contest #lia.esc

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Where are the Graham Norton’s one liners?

#Graham Norton #i need more #i feel deprived #esc 2023 #eurovision #eurovision song contest #lia.esc

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Bring back Mika’s medley please

#don’t get me wrong I love the representation here #I’m just not a fan of the singer #esc 2023 #eurovision #eurovision song contest #lia.esc

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They brought out Queen’s drummer and I’m loving it

#eurovision #eurovision song contest #lia.esc #esc 2023

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EUROPE

START

VOTING

NOW

#esc 2023 #eurovision #eurovision song contest #lia.esc

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Is her mic even on?

#i can’t hear shit #the united kingdom #esc 2023 #eurovision #eurovision song contest #lia.esc

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I’m having the time of my life with TRAKTORA

#Croatia #esc 2023 #eurovision #eurovision song contest #lia.esc

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As catchy as the song is, I refuse to like it

#israel #esc 2023 #eurovision #eurovision song contest #lia.esc

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She really did switch dress from the semi

#loving a fashion queen #lithuania #esc 2023 #eurovision #eurovision song contest #lia.esc

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My parents are terrified of Germany’s entry it’s so freaking hilarious

#meanwhile I’m jamming hard and singing along #Germany #esc 2023 #eurovision #eurovision song contest #lia.esc

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The yellow and blue stage lights are very subtle

#Ukraine #esc 2023 #eurovision #eurovision song contest #lia.esc #this song is a fuck u to Russia I love it