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Im a real boring bitch! A snoozer! A low key homebody!!! I love loneliness AND privately trying to deal with emotional trauma!!!

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ZAMAYA: *zamaya is sitting on a bench in the halls of the ship playing her handheld game again, giving the stink eye to anybody who passes by her.* RAMMIE: *What about the people who are just sort of standing there? Off to the side quietly staring..... with a bird perched obnoxiously on her shoulder. She's given in. This is her life now.* RAMMIE: *Sips coffee and stares* ZAMAYA: *it takes her way too long to notice her, and when she does, she ends up flailing in surprise after she double takes.* F*©K! ZAMAYA: how long have you been standing there?! RAMMIE: ....That's not too imporrrtant. *scoots out* RAMMIE: But hello. RAMMIE: How arrrre you? ZAMAYA: *eyeballs suspiciously.* ... okay... ZAMAYA: i mean, i probably can't complain. ZAMAYA: i will anyway. if i can think of something to complain about. ZAMAYA: but f*©k if i can't right now. RAMMIE: That's good to hearrr. *walks closer now* RAMMIE: I hope you'rrre enjoying the ship whille it's arrround. RAMMIE: The rrrresidents too. RAMMIE: Not that they'rrre bad but they can be rrrude or weirrrd without rrrealizing it. RAMMIE: May I join you herrrre? ZAMAYA: *scowls a little at her game.* ... knock yourself out. ZAMAYA: it's pretty alright here. ZAMAYA: guess i'm just biding my g*dd@mn time until we end up... wherever we're ending up? ZAMAYA: skaia? ZAMAYA: better than avalon probably. RAMMIE: I like Avalon... forrr some rrreasons and not otherrrrs. RAMMIE: But Skaia is going to be interrresting. RAMMIE: *peeps at the game* What is it you plan on doing? ZAMAYA: *shrugs. she's playing katamari ...* i dunno. i mostly do baby sitting gigs and whatever the f*©k else i can get my hands on. ZAMAYA: i'm what you call a misguided youth. ZAMAYA: or a lazy B!+©#. ZAMAYA: whatever you prefer. ZAMAYA: either way. ZAMAYA: not super ambitious. RAMMIE: Hm.... I wouldn't say misguided. RAMMIE: Yourrr "ambition" could be in the trrravel. RAMMIE: Orrr just that you like to do that. ZAMAYA: euuggh. who says i even like the travel? i mean, i dunno, i guess it's better than being in one place. ZAMAYA: maybe. ZAMAYA: maybe i'd like to be in one place, if all the places i've been weren't garbage. RAMMIE: *Pfft* Well. What place wouldn't be garrrbage? RAMMIE: What is the ideal? ZAMAYA: *goes wall eyed. she's never really thought about it like that before. when her eyes focus on the game again, she taps at the buttons a little aggressively.* any place i feel comfortable i guess. RAMMIE: *Zamaya please....* Those seem like easy enough rrrequirements. RAMMIE: Depending upon how picky you arrrre. ZAMAYA: my standards are pretty F*©K!NG high. like, basically everybody gets my goat, so i gotta be someplace where nobody is P!$$1NG me off... and i just!! can't do all the societial pressures i usually gotta deal with, being a femm jade blood of all F*©K!NG things. ZAMAYA: like, oh, you're a jade, so clearly you're gonna nurture me. ZAMAYA: B!+©# i can't even take care of MYSELF. RAMMIE: So I've noticed. RAMMIE: Rrreferrrring to both things. ZAMAYA: yeah, guess you'd know... except i see you fussing over people all the time. RAMMIE: Yes.... I do do that. RAMMIE: In all good conscious I couldn't let them keep doing.... all the things they do. ZAMAYA: ... *SNRK.* i mean i guess i can't fault you for that. ZAMAYA: there's some real destructive m*+#erf*©ker$ out there. RAMMIE: There arrrre. *Eyes Zamaya* RAMMIE: So I frrret. A little at least. ZAMAYA: *WRINKLES NOSE as she's eyed.* you fretting over my @$$?? RAMMIE: ........ RAMMIE: Maybe. RAMMIE: A little. RAMMIE: I mean. RAMMIE: You fall overrrr a lot. Sometimes. RAMMIE: Frrrequently. ZAMAYA: YOU FALL OVER A LOT SOMETIMES FREQUENTLY. ZAMAYA: except not at all. ZAMAYA: you're as graceful as a g*dd@mn... idk... ZAMAYA: swan... RAMMIE: Oh..... thank you..... *eyes the bird on her* Although. I've had enough of avians. RAMMIE: But thank you still. ZAMAYA: yeah uh... WHAT'S WITH THE BIRD??? it's just kinda CHILLING... RAMMIE: It's.... kind of a prrrick. RAMMIE: And won't leave me alone. RAMMIE: *sips coffee* ZAMAYA: okay... where did it come from tho?? RAMMIE: I caught it as a joke forrr "Thanksgiving". Then it wouldn't leave. ZAMAYA: LMAO. that's what happens i guess. ZAMAYA: when you try to have fun? ZAMAYA: or something. RAMMIE: That's prrrrobably the lesson the univerrrse is trrrying to teach me. RAMMIE: But I mean. I don't always listen to warrrnings. ZAMAYA: *grins at that* eheheh... yeah. i can be a real spiteful b!+# towards the universe too but $#!+ i think i earned that right with the cards i've been dealt. RAMMIE: Werrrre they parrrticularrrly good carrrds then? RAMMIE: That doesn't seem so bad. ZAMAYA: what?? no, i'm SAYING when you've lived a particularly $#!++y life i think you're allowed to be kind of a b!+©#. RAMMIE: Oh hm..... I guess kind of. RAMMIE: Not so much that you'rrre allowed but it just happens. RAMMIE: I feel like morrre people would whip out the "Life Is An Ass" carrrd if it werrre univerrrsally accepted. RAMMIE: I could see how it'd be harrrd to be a nice perrrson. At some point. RAMMIE: You just. RAMMIE: Get tirrred. ZAMAYA: ... yeah, dude. *saves her game and turns it off, setting the device in her lap.* i'm pretty d@mn tired. *she glances at the other jade, squinting a little... but not so much at her as she is at herself for opening up so easily around her.* ZAMAYA: you ever get tired? ZAMAYA: you know... of b*ll$#!+ like that? RAMMIE: Yes I do... tirrred of life and also death apparrrently. RAMMIE: Orrr I've been rrrejected by both. RAMMIE: Point being: I was killed once. And so I used that metaphorrrical "Get Out of Jail Frrree" carrrd. RAMMIE: So I've been a little morrre.... I don't know. Open to things, including being a bit of an ass. RAMMIE: It's all experrrimental rrright now. ZAMAYA: *eyes widen a little* $#!+ dude... so... *pauses* you're a drinker? RAMMIE: Yes. But I trrrry to moderrrrate. RAMMIE: .... RAMMIE: Just kidding. RAMMIE: About the alcohol joke parrrt. RAMMIE: But I do drink blood in sorrry of moderrration. RAMMIE: Until I'm full I guess. RAMMIE: "Full". RAMMIE: It's an odd sensation. ZAMAYA: *SNRRRKS at the corny joke. what a nerd...* that whole situation sounds weird as $#!+. it's like... a thing i'm aware of as a jade. ZAMAYA: do you think its weird to be... more afraid of dying and coming back then just dying? ZAMAYA: uhhh... F*©K. that's probably a crap thing to ask. ZAMAYA: sorry. RAMMIE: A little but I've mused the question enough to become desensitized to it so you'rrrre fine. RAMMIE: I won't lie it is verrry disorrrienting. RAMMIE: The prrrocess of coming back to life sucks considerrrably. You feel prrretty grrrosss forrrr a long time. ZAMAYA: *stares down at her lap.* that's pretty cool that you can take it in stride like that. i dunno when this happened to you but... if it were me, even if it were SWEEPS ago i'd STILL be b!+©#!ng about it. i'd be so f*©ked up. *fidgets a little and then stands.* ZAMAYA: you're really cool rammie. ZAMAYA: i gotta... run tho... RAMMIE: Ah.... hm, alrrright. Then Have a nice evening. We should talk again. *small smile* ZAMAYA: yeah. *face is a little jade. she's embarrassed.* okay f*©k!ng BYE. *and then she scrambles away on her long gangly legs. hopefully she doesn't trip.*

#trenchantdynamo #in which you're really cool

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-- vulgarAmeliorant [VA] began trolling impenetrableVitality [IV] at 16:22 --

VA: what's up B!+©#.

VA: and no you don't know who this is.

VA: neither do i.

IV: oh

VA: i mean i don't know who you is.

VA: but hey.

VA: what's up.

IV: okay

IV: who are you

VA: name is zamaya.

IV: oh okay

IV: i'm finn

VA: radical.

IV: did that make you upset

IV: revealing who i am

VA: what the $#!+??

VA: how'd you draw that conclusion????

IV: your mood change

IV: when i said who i was

VA: ...

VA: B!+©# WHET.

IV: i don't know if you don't know

VA: I'M #ELL@ CONFUSED BUT WHATEVER.

VA: STORY OF MY LIFE.

IV: i can relate

IV: so are you aboard the uu or on avalon or something

VA: both, b!+©#.

VA: i mean i got a place on avalon. i used to live here.

VA: but i landed and immediately got WAY distracted by this big ass ship.

IV: so you're staying with us now

VA: i guess i am.

VA: my ship is falling to $#!+ anyway.

IV: we're kind of an overly hospitable bunch

VA: no $#!+. i insulted your pilot's d!©kbutt and he fed me muffins and whatever the f*©k.

VA: lmao that sounds incredibly backwards taken out of context.

IV: i'm a little confused yeah

VA: this mituna dude???? he was laser eyeballing a d!©kbutt into the side of the ship.

VA: and i said hey.

VA: that looks like $#!+.

VA: and he was all.

VA: i like the cut of your jib.

VA: or whatever.

VA: and gave me a tour.

IV: that sounds like him

VA: lmao.

VA: who is he...

IV: my dad

VA: omg...

VA: tfw memes reveal deeper information.

IV: i mean he is pretty much a walking meme

IV: i didn't really understand that until recently

IV: growing up i thought those were just dad things

VA: F*©K. it goes even DEEPER.

VA: yeah no.

VA: dads are memes.

VA: memes are dads.

VA: cats and dogs living together.

VA: mass hysteria.

IV: i have a dog

VA: NO F*©K!NG WAY.

VA: show me.

IV: hold on i have to pick which one

IV: he's great

-- impenetrableVitality [IV] sent file blob.jpg --

VA: YAAAAAAAS.

VA: that's one good@$$ dog.

IV: his name is blob

IV: his mouth isn't really his mouth though

VA: idk what the F*©K that means but i can dig it.

IV: he's basically just a giant head with legs

IV: his mouth opens from his chest area

VA: i reiterate that what the F*©K.

VA: good dog.

VA: best friend.

IV: he is

IV: i wish i could bring him out more often

VA: if you do bring him out i'll probably steal him just fyi.

IV: then i will have to keep him where he is

IV: that's only logic

VA: then i'm breaking into your place???

IV: what if he's not at my place though

VA: what the $#!+?

VA: godd@mm!+.

VA: the plot f*©k!ng THICKENS.

IV: i am full of twists

VA: you're gonna get a +!++y twist if you keep that $#!+ up just saying.

IV: okay no thanks

IV: we don't have to go that far

IV: you can pet my dog but you can't steal him

IV: he's a valued member of security

VA: FINE whatever. that's cool i GUESS.

IV: you're welcome

VA: i'll meet you in the pit... LATER. right now i'm gonna f*©k off and take a nap or something.

IV: sounds like a plan to me

IV: nice meeting you

VA: you too finnbert.

-- vulgarAmeliorant [VA] gave up trolling impenetrableVitality [IV] at 22:18 --

#impenetrablevitality #in which zamaya threatens to give finn a titty twister

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-- vulgarAmeliorant [VA] began trolling decastichAmazifier [DA] at 16:18 --

VA: add deez nu+z.

DA: is that a family recipe?

DA: one tablespoon

DA: lightly roasted deez nuts

DA: freshly ground

DA: fold in gently

DA: play your mixtape, bake that shit to a zillion degrees

VA: tbh that makes way more sense then whatever the f*©k i was trying to say.

VA: sometimes words just happen, u feel?

DA: haha yeah a lot of shit just happens

DA: i feel that so hard

DA: with my spiritual essense or whatever the fuck

VA: my spirit is oozing all sorts of gnarly essences too like tell me about it dude.

VA: and again i'm saying shit without comprehending what i'm even saying F*©K.

DA: no it's cool i'm jamming with it

DA: nasty spirit oozes

DA: fucking upthe speechbox and generally being a pain in the ass

DA: guess who wanted to look like a dickass wad today? looks like it's us

DA: oh hey my name's Kavi by the way

DA: cool to meet you

VA: oh right hey.

VA: i'm zamaya.

VA: you might have seen me trolling the forums.

DA: lol yeah i have

DA: you a stowaway? a literal and cyber-brand hobo?

DA: bummin it up on private servers?

VA: i mean BASICALLY.

VA: i just showed the f*©k up like it's normal.

VA: not expecting it to be normal.

VA: but apparently it is.

VA: what is this $#!+ like some home for wayward children?

DA: not so much wayward but we're all definitely something

DA: also hobos aren't exactly new news so we're all pretty chill about it

DA: i mean unless you start trying to kill someone

DA: then we all animorph together into a legion-esque creature

DA: our arms and mouths multitudinous as we politely ask you to leave

VA: godD@MN.

VA: is there any other way to trigger that $#!+ aside from murder?

DA: eating the last smores Poptart

VA: ok ez.

DA: it's been in there for 80 years

DA: probably crunchy in all teh bad ways

VA: don't underestimate the bad decisions i will make just to see some crazy $#!+.

VA: i'm the one they prophesized about.

DA: shit, you mean the mustard scrawlings on the bottom of Swiffer dry mop boxes are true?

DA: after all these years???

VA: YAS B!+©#.

VA: IT WAS ME AUSTIN.

VA: IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.

DA: goddamn surprise of the century

DA: the viewers are speechless

DA: they are thoroughly gagged tf up

VA: marking the F*©K out.

VA: for zamaya mcmahon.

DA: what brings you to the UU McMahonhonhon?

VA: i just kind of wandered here tbh. like... idk. i literally stood outside and thought this looks cool i GUESS.

VA: i mean some @$$hole was etching a d!©kbutt into the ship with his eyebeams so.

VA: seems like my kind of place.

VA: i can jive with this.

VA: better than my previous plan to kick it on avalon again.

VA: avalon is kind of a $#!+hole imo.

DA: woof rude, these country people do their best

DA: also i know at least

DA: 20 people that could be doing that

DA: it's only so narrow because eyebeams

VA: lmao. the pilot dude?

VA: mituna?

VA: m!+@+@.

DA: oh yeah, he's a cool dude

#decastichAmazifier #in which add deez nuts

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Memory Meme

Past experiences help shape who we are currently, how we see the world. Send in a symbol and I’ll write a drabble of one of my muse’s memories.

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❥ - a childhood memory

♣ - a fading memory

✂ - a vivid memory

✖ - a repressed memory

✈ - an eye-opening memory

✤ - a memory that involves romance/love

☤ - a memory of death/loss

✍ - a memory of their mother

☽ - a memory of their father

✌ - a memory of a relative

↕ - a memory that may or may not have happened

♚ - a memory of something paranormal

♬ - a friend/best friend memory

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“Trust no one, not even yourself.”

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Blizzcon Sombra Key Art by  John Polidora

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I think the first cutscene in Touch My Katamari sums up my life perfectly.

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