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heard my little brother mention a character that shares my deadname. went “AUGH” like you do when you hear your deadname. he and my sister go “what?? what is it??” i say i heard my deadname. it takes them a second and then they both say

“i forgot you had a deadname??”

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KRIKOR JABOTIAN Couture Spring/Summer 2019 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

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after ages of inactivity and not opening Tumblr I come back to this

and I can't even complain

and it's a gay Cornetto ad

watch until the very end

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Practical, not sexist or supposed-to-look-hot female armor which actually protects you.

#pockets

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Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.

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no one fights like jim kirk

from great heights like jim kirk

no one’s style of weird combat delights like jim kirk’s

for there’s no one as defiant of gravity

he’s perfect. a pure paragon

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Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country in WWl.

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there he goes

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[Caption start]

(A camera records a shot of the person offscreen's hand with the palm flat up holding two decorative book corner plates made of metal, the plates are made of dark muntz metal with swooping spirals engraved on them, a black book or binder with a yellow sun and moon circle design lays a length beneath from their hand)

(Person offscreen closes their hand and opens it to move the plates around, the plates make a faint clinking sound) 'Heh heh heh, cheez-it armor.'

(The shot changes to them holding the plates with two cheez-its in their hand)

(Another shot changes onscreen to the cheez-its 'wearing- the armor by putting a corner of the it's in the space of the plates where a book corner would go in) '*Crying* My boys' going off to warrr'

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A Good Old-Fashioned Midwestern Apocalypse

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You know what? It’s really like that sometimes.

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What a good job!!

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bird_looking_at_its_own_reflection.jpg

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I finally finished the Walouija board

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File under reviews that shock the Hell out of me.

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NOOOOO