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Benjamin Sullivan, the honorable and somewhat mysterious court magician was married last Saturday to Lettie Hatter, formerly of Market Chipping. The other court magician was also there, presumably as a guest of the matron of honor, Sophie Pendragon nee Hatter, the bride's sister. They seemed wrapped up in some sort of disagreement for most of the ceremony though.

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listen....HE WOULD SAY ALL THE SLANG WRONG

#BG3 #NO! #nsfw

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A short comic I made about my experiences as a seasonal worker, and the way places change you.

Prints & PDF

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why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

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"aw i love your earrings, they're so cute!" i say, making the barista's day. i sit down with my coffee and send a respected mutual an anon ask reading "you look like you've got that homestuck kinnie pussy." thus i have maintained the balance of suffering in the world for another day. as i wander down the beach of life, my footsteps do not even disturb its grains

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Daddy is gonna pull out the toys tonight kitten 😈…….

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big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

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2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things

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Lmao keep it together, Gale

#bg3

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that is what most of the daisy comments say

(also i am elliotly on soundcloud and youtube if u want to stream these there)

#tma #fave #im never going to stop reblogging this

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kittens will be like “does anyone want to see us kick each other in the head really really really fast” and not wait for an answer

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New Yorkers always act like everyone else in the world knows about their stupid neighborhoods and local place names like “I’m from the upper east side” bitch you can lick the upper east side of my cock

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The feature isn’t being removed for everyone at the same time. The contract Tumblr has with whoever the fuck it is ended on December 23 (I’m pretty sure at least) so it’ll be removed for everyone in the (hopefully) near future also happy new year

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I am really enjoying reading about the University of Wisconsin chancellor fired after the university discovered all the pornos he and his wife were making.

Generally when someone has a public sex scandal (or “scandal”) you get the standard “I am sorry. I regret it. It was a misjudgment on my part” but this guy is like “fuck you I didn’t do anything wrong. I didn’t violate conflict of interest clauses, you are violating my first amendment rights”

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